Trash-type

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Bakuhoe, Ejibro, Sebro, Pikapika, Futurewife, Earlyroki, (Y/N)

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Me: who needs April fools

Me: when your whole life is a joke

Earlyroki: biggest mood ever

Ejibro: (Y/N),
I just want you to know that I love you,
and I cherish you.

Bakuhoe: eat shit

Me: Im so lucky
to have a man like that
in my life

Bakuhoe: I know

Me: not you.

Sebro: F

Pikapika: F

Pikapika: so why was Bakugou
all smiley today

Bakuhoe: am I not allowed to be happy, dunce face?

Ejibro: Midoriya fell down the stairs

Me: PFFTTT

Futurewife: I can't believe you hate
that guy so much,
his pain makes you happy enough
to smile all day long.

Bakuhoe: shut the fuck up

Bakuhoe: I hate everyone.

Me: except me~

Bakuhoe: no. especially you.

Me: that shit HURT

Earlyroki: oh yeah.

Earlyroki: All might told me that,
real beauty is on the inside.
Is he trying to tell me that Im ugly?

Me: lmao, that's just something
that ugly people say.

Pikapika: Shinsou,
you aren't ugly.

Futurewife: yeah!
The ugly spot of our group
is already taken by Bakugou

Bakuhoe: ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

Ejibro: No offense bro,
but its true!

Sebro: Kiri casually rubbing salt
into the wound like:

Bakuhoe: ILL FUCKING KILL
ALL OF YOU STUPID SHITS

Me: maaaan
I didn't even do anything.

Sebro: everyone knows you think
Todoroki is hotter than Bakubro

Me: that's just a fact aight.

Me: why u snitching on me???

Me: y'know what, fuck yall.
I don't need any of you.

Bakuhoe: oh please
shut that bullshit up, bony.

Bakuhoe: you're literally
the fucking definition of needy.

Ejibro: yeah, remember that one time,
it was like 3 AM. You called me just
to ask if we were still friends.

Me: oh shit,
you got me there

Pinky: Bakubro is the ugly one

Futurewife: Kiri is the sweet one

Sebro: Shinsou is the emo

Pikapika: Jirou is the Goth

Me: Mina is the pretty one

Bakuhoe: (Y/N) is just trash.

Bakuhoe: golden trash.

Earlyroki: Kaminari is the dumb one,
and Sero is that guy who fuels the stupid ideas created by Dumb, Sweet and Trash.

Futurewife: wow that's so true

Me: Im the trash type

Pikapika: might just mow your grass type

Me: might just eat your ass type

Ejibro: *Iida's voice* might just drive you
fast type

Pikapika: Im a dumbassss

Me: FUCK GUYS HELP

Me: Denki and I are fucking stuck
in the garbage truck

Futurewife: Im not even
gonna ask how it happened

Sebro: WITHOUT ME?!

Bakuhoe: all of you make me
want to launch myself into the fucking sun

Earlyroki: well aren't you just
the sparkliest positive little shit ever.

Me: shut the fuck up

Me: atleast you're not stuck in a pile of gross trash with brain dead Pikachu.

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