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Broccoli
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Me: heeeey Izu
whats yo favorite number?

Me: Momo and I are making
the soccer outfits
for the regular sports festival

Broccoli: Oh! Goodluck you two!
If there's anything I can do,
please tell me!

Broccoli: My favorite number is 6!

Me: .. hehe

Me: my favorite number

Me: is 9

Me: and if we put them togetheeeer

Broccoli: We get 15 :)

Me: lmao w h a t

Me: oh right
how are you doing
with one for all?

Me: got the hang of it yet?
I saw you made a whole lotta
improvement last time

Broccoli: oh yeah!
Its going pretty well!
Thanks for asking!

Broccoli: WAIT

Broccoli: (Y/N)-SAN
HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?!?!

Me: pfffftttttt

Me: I got my ways

Broccoli: Be honest,
does my hair really look like broccoli?

Me:.... haha yessir

Broccoli: AHXQDMWLMS

Me: wow you sound just like
a friend of mine!

Me: omg remember
those guys at the beach

Me: the ones who tried to get Ochako
and I to hang with them

Me: and you protected us

Broccoli: Oh yeah!

Broccoli: I sure showed those guys!

Broccoli: Did you see
how uncomfortable they got
when I started crying?

Me: PFFTTT

Broccoli: (Y/N)-SAN!
I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE

Me: WHAT IS ITTT

Broccoli: I

Broccoli: I KILLED YOU IN SIMS BY ACCIDENT

Broccoli: I am a horrible friend ..

Me: lmao, Hajime yoted my playstation
into the fucking trash already
so your sim is dead too.
Now we're even

Broccoli: Did you just use yeet
in the past tense?

Broccoli: Oh yeah,
Ive been meaning to say,
you shouldn't stay up so late.

Me: time is an illusion,
nothing matters,
cheesus is dead

Me: also, who are you to talk,
you fucking watch All Might videos till 6 AM

Broccoli: How do you know everything?????

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