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Bakuhoe, Ejibro, Sebro, Pikapika, Pinky, (Y/N)

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Me: bakugou do you wanna
fucking GO

Bakuhoe: yea

Me: on a date

Me: OOOH OOOOHHH
YOU DO OOOOOOHHH

Pinky: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HE SAID YES

Ejibro: WOW SO COOL
HAVE FUN YOU TWO

Sebro: is it really considered a yes
if he answered before
she could even ask the
actual question

Bakuhoe: You're all saying that like
I fell for some cunning prank,
Im basically her boyfriend
you fucktards

Me: stop trying to sound smart
with ya long ass sentence sebro

Ejibro: he even used hard words

Pinky: what is considered
hard words for you guys

Me: uh hello, considdereed,
awnsweed, actjuul,
and quason

Pinky: what the fuck

Ejibro: exactly!

Pikapika: wow I still have no idea
how to write accquantend tbh

Pinky: do you mean acquainted

Pikapika: same thing

Bakuhoe: you dimwits are
HOPELESS

Pikapika: we might be stupid
but we aren't hopples barkugoe

Sebro: HE SAID HOPPLES
AND BARKUGOE

Me: wow I like the sound of that

Me: Barkugoe

Bakuhoe: I AM GOING TO SMASH
YOUR STUPID LOOKING DUNCE FACE RIGHT THE FUCK IN
IF I SEE YOU TOMORROW

Me: aye Denki you should run

Pikapika: a real man doesn't run

Ejibro: wow so manly!

Pinky: back at it again
with the toxic masculinity

Me: yeah u gonna get yoself killed
aint nobody cares the fuck
about yo ass being a real man

Me: just try not getting fried

Me: by bakugoat

Sebro: sometimes I wonder
how (Y/N) is still alive

Bakuhoe: BOTH DUNCE FACE
AND SPINOSAURUS
BETTER HIDE THEMSELVES
TOMORROW OR I WILL KILL
YOU BOTH

Me: yikes

Ejibro: you're getting
threatened to death and
all you say is "yikes"

Me: Ive been threatened to death
so many times
who cares nowadays

Pinky: what the fuck
do you mean by that

Pinky: what kinda past you got

Me: that's a story for another time

Me: but honestly

Me: with a shit personality like mine
it's only natural Ive had death threats

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