Rough day

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Dekusquad vs Bakusquad and Mineta

Sebro, Ejibro, Pikapika, Pinky, Chubbycheeks, gtgfast, Daddyissues, Broccoli, Kermit, Grapes

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Grapes: hello guys

Me: fuck outta here
ugly ass doo doo head

Gtgfast: Hey,

Gtgfast: Watch your fucking language.

Sebro: oh shit Iida S N A P P E D

Bakuhoe: WHEN WILL
YOU ALL EVER FUCKING
SHUT UP

Me: ya Katsuki, when you pick me up,
I will make wild passionate love to you

Me: prepare your body

Broccoli: WHAT

Pinky: oh no Midoriya sweetheart,
that's not for your age

Me: whatchu talkin about,
he's already seen EVERYTHING
with my man Shouto

Daddyissues: Ive been summoned

Me: oh shit

Me: go back to hell
you beautiful demon

Me: INCUBUS

Daddyissues: you're quite right actually.

Daddyissues: I went through hell today,

Daddyissues: that fat bitch
forced me to train with him for hours,
hours I tell you.

Me: aww Shouto baby,
that must've been hard on you

Daddyissues: yeah..

Bakuhoe: fuckin ridiculous,
stop complaining bitch boy

Chubbycheeks: l m a o

Pikapika: (Y/N),
today was hard for me too

Pikapika: I studied at the library
with Kiri and Bakubro,
Bakubro yelled at us the entire day

Bakuhoe: YOU ASKED FOR IT
YOU FUCKING DISEASE

Ejibro: yeaaah that was harsh man

Pikapika: can you give me
a pat on the back too (Y/N)?

Me: say it more cutely

Pikapika: just once please~?

Pikapika: pretty please~~~

Pikapika: (Y/N)

Pikapika: adore me too, please~?

Bakuhoe: this is fucking crazy

Gtgfast: I want to escape this place.

Sebro: Bakubro and Iida
had just about enough of us

Me: ehh not my fault

Broccoli: (Y/N),
do you mind meeting up tomorrow?

Me: hoohoohoohoohoohoo

Sebro: heeheeheeheeheeheehee

Pikapika: haahaahaahaahaahaa

Ejibro: huehuehuehuehuehue

Me: was I, just asked,
to go out, on a date?

Bakuhoe: FUCKING DEKUUUUUUU

Bakuhoe: I WILL KILL YOU

Chubbycheeks: Bakugou-kun please calm down, please don't touch a single hair on that boy's body or I will have to burden myself to personally let you be removed from this world

Me: what a polite way to say fuck you

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Yesss a double update ~~~~~~

if anyones got a funny story that they wanna share, please do, Im bored as fuck

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