Jackskellington
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Me: hey handsome
Jackskellington: oh yeah
that's me babyMe: lmaoooo
Me: I tried unfollowing
the person that ruined my life
on instagramMe: but it said edit profile
Jackskellington: lmao same
Jackskellington: I ate like
84 fucking chicken nuggets todayJackskellington: and
I hate myself for itMe: nah man you deserve
the universes congratulations for thatMe: that's fucking awesome
Me: ok but Ive been wondering,
why did you guys let the hand fetish dude name yall such a boring nameMe: why not
Me: League
Of
Villainous
Evildoers
Maniacally
United
For
Frightening
Investments in
NaughtinessJackskellington: you want us
to be called LOVEMUFFIN ?Me: oh I- yeah.
Me: you know what's funny?
I always remember things
about other people,
but forget things about myselfJackskellington: like?
Me: Once I forgot my own last name
but I was able to tell someone
Bakugou's entire backstory
in one goJackskellington: that's alright,
just use mine next time someone asks.Me: thanks
Me: WAIT WHAT
Me: you know what
Jackskellington: what?
Me: I get why hand fetish
became a villainJackskellington: and why is that?
Me: he can't masturbate
Jackskellington: -oh..
Jackskellington: OH SHIT
YOU RIGHTJackskellington: I gotta be honest
with youMe: hm?
Jackskellington: my first thought
when I saw that Bakugou kid wasJackskellington: "its feral"
Jackskellington: I don't know
how the fuck you get along
with that loud ass motherfucking
hormonal teenagerMe: yo Im a teenager too
Jackskellington: that's different,
you're dead inside and that makes you funMe: ooo that was a real compliment,
thank youJackskellington: I gotchu.
Me: what do you think
is the height of stupidityJackskellington: hmmm
Jackskellington: how tall are you again?
Me: bitch
Im gonna smack youJackskellington: (Y/N) if you were a flower
Jackskellington: you'd be a
DAMN-delionMe: ain't that a weed
Jackskellington: ...
Jackskellington: weed of my heart
Jackskellington: Im gonna
get some sleep now, ttylMe: yeah,
being so pretty must be tiringJackskellington: then you
must be exhaustedMe: oh wow
Me: smooth
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Boku no hero academia chatroom (Bakusquad x reader) (Dekusquad x reader)
FanfictionWhen the salty (Y/N) (L/N) creates a chat for her UA friends, she soon realizes that this may or may not have been the best idea. Chaotic conversations, weird topics, annoying Bakugou and bullying Mineta. And all that usually at 2 or 3 AM. (Don't ta...