Nesscas Oneshots Galore

Officiality

Hello all. I'm currently working on a pretty big project, which has been my main focus as of late. Since I've been putting the majority of my time towards that, I haven't had as much time to work on these Oneshots. So, I've decided to make something a little different this week. It is explained early on what this actually is. Also, this story has some......mature themes. That's all I'm going to say on it here, and I hope you enjoy :)

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Claus: Alright

Ninten: So should we start?

Ness: Yeah, I'm ready

Lucas: Alright, guess I'll start. Hello, and welcome to thi-

Ninten: *Loud bang, followed by a crashing noise*

Lucas: ....

Claus: The hell was that?

Ness: I think Ninten's internet just collapsed

Claus: Yeah someone probably made a phone call and it was TOO much for his connection to handle

Ness: Heh, yeah

Lucas: Ninten are you okay?

Ninten: Yeah sorry I just slammed by knee into my desk and it fucked my internet for a second. You can continue

Lucas: Alright, well before I was RUDELY interrupted, welcome to this first episode of our podcast. Here we take you back to the past, to talk about things like penis and ass. We don't actually go back to the past, I just needed something that rhymed

Claus: What a perfect start to the episode

Lucas: What, the intro?

Claus: Yeah, and Ninten slamming his knee into his desk so fucking hard that his internet broke for a moment. Ness, keep that in

Ness: Will do

Ninten: In my defense, a fucking cockroach was crawling up my arm, and my body reacted as it should

Lucas: Well I guess that's fine. Anways, what's the first topic, boys?

Claus: Yeah, whad'ya got Ness?

Ness: ....

Claus: Ness?

Ness: I-......I lost the list of topics

Ninten: What, did it run away?

Claus: Hehe. A burglar just broke in and stole the list of topics-

Lucas: Hahaha-

Ness: Well, they'll have one hell of a podcast-

Lucas: Hehehehe-

Claus: God, Ness, You're gonna have a ton of these silences to edit out-

Ninten: Speaking of that, I've saved the day

Ness: How?

Ninten: During that awkward silence, I looked up "Podcast topics", and am now on a page titled "Fun and Wacky Podcast Topics", and It's on a biblical website

Claus: ...

Ness: ...

Lucas: Ooooo, this'll be good...!

Claus: Really?

Ness: Eh, why not? Read em off Ninten

Ninten: Alright, here we go......If you were at a friend or relative's house, and you found a hair in your food, what would you do?