Nesscas Oneshots Galore

Bonus

Hey, it's me again. So I just want to let y'all know that imma be taking a little bit of a break from the oneshots to work on a project. The project will be on here, and even be related to Nesscas, but not be a oneshot per se. The first part will be posted in this collection, however, and it'll be the first thing I post when I return.

So since I'm going on this mini-break, I decided to pump out this shorter oneshot, just as something to hold you over. So, uh, that's about it. See ya in a couple weeks

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Claus: Alright, welcome everyone to the EB Podcast. We're your four hosts. We have Lethal Lucas, Night Time Ness, Nihilist Ninten, and me, Crusher Claus. And together we fuse into a large collective of horniness and dick jokes. And today, is our first bonus episode, exclusive to our Patreon. So if you're listening to this, thank you for the money

Ness: That was fucking amazing

Claus: I try my best

Ninten: He was rehearsing that for hours, called me while he was in the shower to do it in front of me

Lucas: Ohh so that's what you were doing in there for so long...Doesn't explain all that beating I heard, though

Claus: I mean, who said the rehearsal was all I was doing?

Ness: God fucking damnit, a minute in and we've already broken the rule. "No sex talk on the podcast." The whole last episode was basically just fucking and Hitler

Claus: And cum, there was a lot of cum talk as well

Ninten: Well since Ness is so adamant about this no sex thing, I have a new topic. Since it was just holiday season, what did the jolly fat man get you boys?

Claus: A dildo

Ness: Come the fuck on

Claus: Joking joking. No, what I really got was this really neat like cupholder for my desk. Like it basically just clips onto the actual table, so I can put my Mountain Dew in it while gaming

Lucas: I think I've gotten to the point in life where I like the smaller things the most. Like all I got this year were some candles, and that was it. And I'm perfectly content with that, they were some really nice candles

Ness: I feel that as well. Like my mom got me some socks, and I actually got excited. Mostly cause all my socks are...Let's just say, not in the best condition. 

Claus: So I guess the sex embargo has been lifted then

Lucas: Still baffles me that you don't use tissue. I mean I've been to your house, you have a box of them right next to your bed.

Ness: I dunno, something about them just feels better to me

Ninten: Wow, some shitass gifts out here. I got a new computer, so I can finally run Discord and Chrome at the same time without my computer killing itself

Lucas: What the fuck do you mean "shitass"? Have you smelt my candles?

Ninten: Nope, the only candles I've smelt are the Gwyneth Paltrow "Scent of my vagina" candles

Claus: The only candles worth smelling, and blowing up

Ness: But chaining off that topic, did any of you give any gifts this year?

Lucas: I gave you that sweater, but that's more for me when I stay over at your place for the night

Ninten: Me and Claus have a non-gifting pact, bar Valentine's day, due to how shit both of us are with money. Claus spends it all on gaming, and I spend it all on inane bullshit