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Rap Battle II

Super, super sorry, but I haven't been able to get anything done this week due to a ton of reasons that I really don't feel like getting into. I should have a something for next week, but for now, have another one of the garbage rap battles.

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Crow Vs Claus

[It opens with Akechi, in his prince outfit, standing in Mementos. And Claus, before becoming the Masked Man, standing in Tazmily Village]

Crow
I'm sorry, is this a mistake?
A little child
Versus me?
Great

It doesn't make sense
They surround me with fools
But the only thing more confusing
Is your family's gene pool

I'm a pleasant boy
You're just a peasant boy
And I'm confidant
That it's you I will destroy

I'm a Daymond in the rough
Adored by all
And spoiler alert
You're about to fall
Into a deep descent of madness
As they break your soul
And leave little old Fuel
WIth no coal

I'll take a Jizz Jin
Over your dead franchise
I Penguin Snipe your ass harder
Than those cumbersome guys

And sure it's never clear
Whether either of us survive
But at least my franchise
Got to installment 5

So I refuse to accept the reality
Where you win
I'm going all in
Cause I'm the Detective Prince!

Claus
I'm sorry mister but, um
That verse stung
I'd rather go swim
In some Drago dung

I like your outfit
It's real neat
But look at your eyes
Ugh
You've got Crows feet

You should take a break mister
Go for a swim
And while you're at it
Give that beak a trim

Come and meet my dad
He's real nice
Maybe he could give yours
Some advice

You want to see my sitar?
It's real cool
I learned how to play it
With my friend fuel

But you should be Flint-locked up
Like Violet's gun
Cause you kill people
And that's no fun
[Crow's black outfit begins to wrap around him, like the cutscene is Shido's palace. And Claus begins to slowly morph into the Masked Man, his robotics appearing on his body]

Crow
God, I feel so alive!
So stand still you little shit
Cause you're gonna
Die, die, die!

Arrgh!

You think your powers scare me!?
Get out of my way
You ginger peewee
Before I tear you apart
Right at the seems

Cause I've got places to be
I'm saving the world
From a gentle madman
Who pitied a girl

So I'll show you no mercy
You mechanical bitch
You couldn't even rebel
Against a pig named Minch

I methodically planned
To overthrow my father
While you died twice
And never even bothered
To try and break free
Of your robotic shackles
Instead you went on
A long killing spree

I'm the Blask Mask of the metaverse
Slayer of shadows
They call you the Masked Man
Yet there's no mask to speak of

It's called a helmet
You simpleminded child
My mask does much more
[Crow's mask starts emanating blue energy]
It makes me go wild!

Cause there's No More What Ifs
Of who the winner will be
It'll be me
Come, LOKIIIIIIII!
[Crow rips off his mask, and Loki appears behind him]

Masked Man
So the detective prince shows his true face
A psychopathic child who's fallen from grace
A desperate child
Who wields a sword and pistol
Like he's in an anime

Let's face it, it was gonna be shit anyways

So I'm not scared of that Norse god
Behind you
You're a teenage boy with daddy issues
How's Joker's room?

While you're Robin' hoods
I'm commanding an army
You look like a discount version of Ken from Barbie

You should be admitted
To a Here-ward
Of the nearest madhouse
To avenge that guard

You're the edgiest thing in your series
By a ton
Even more edgy
Than the kids with guns

Your mom kicked the bucket
Haven't seen your dad since
And let's be honest
Naoto was a better detective "prince"

So why don't you tell me
How the fuck
You got beat by a prince
Who doesn't have a cock

Everything about you came from someplace else
Adachi or Akechi
What's the difference?

I could care less myself

And don't me started
On your powers, I contest
All I'll say is that
I prefer my Loki's Marvel-lous

Yeah I'm a Strong One
Showtime has diminished
Now take your crazy back home
It Is Finished