𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐑 ✦ chanlix

twelve

[Saturday
26.03.21]
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dAllyEo GoiSsO, uH, dAlLyEo pIcAssO
group chat
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squirrel🐿:
rIse aNd sHinEeeEe

dad👴🏼:
jisung it's 2 am

squirrel🐿:
you weren't asleep anyway
you never sleep

dad👴🏼:
that's beside the point
what is it?

squirrel🐿:
well you know you met my twin??

dad👴🏼:
you don't have a twin?
you have an older brother
not a twin

squirrel🐿:
gasp-
and i thought you liked felix
disappointed, man 😔

dad👴🏼:
i- what-
of course i like felix he's adorable
who wouldn't like him
but you're not related how tf are you twins

squirrel🐿:
we were born a day apart so we basically share the same braincell and therefore are twins

dad👴🏼:
thats-
not how logic works

dwaekki🐽:
why is this what i wake up to
you guys do know this is the group chat right

squirrel🐿:
oh
didn't know that

dwaekki🐽:
jisung are you blind
it's the literally in bold at the top of the screen 😑

squirrel🐿:
i wAsNt cHecKinG oKay??
i saw chan hyungs user and just clicked it

dwaekki🐽:
idiot
anyway
who's this felix you're on about??

squirrel🐿:
he's who chan hyung messages when he's staring at his phone and smiling weirdly and that i also have the number of from stealing chan hyung's phone
and he's the cutest
softest
most adorable
babiest
sweetest
person you could ever meet in. your. life.
he's also only a day younger than me so we're unbiological twins
whICH HE AGREED TO BY THE WAY CHAN HYUNG

dad👴🏼:
okay okay geez calm down mate

dwaekki🐽:
oh thats what hyung does when he's being creepy

dad👴🏼:
changbin i am not creepy
wtf

dwaekki🐽:
the way you smile at your phone all the time is
do you even know what he looks like or anything about him??

dad👴🏼:
yes
i'm not as irresponsible as you two so obviously i made sure it's safe 🙄

dwaekki🐽:
care to show me?

squirrel🐿:
he sent me an exclusive selfie that i would like to say is the cutest shit ever

akSBSKDHSISB cUtEEee

dwaekki🐽:
damn
he's a cutie

dad👴🏼:
fuck off he's mine
and yeah he's the most adorable babie on the planet

dwaekki🐽:
well keep him close hyung
i might wanna snatch him for myself 😌

dad👴🏼:
you dare to do that and i'll stab you with a spork then throw you on a pile of cactuses that'll drink your blood to stay hydrated

dwaekki🐽:
i was joKING SNEKDBS
DONT DO THAT

dad👴🏼:
you better have been
anyway jisung why did you ask about lix?

squirrel🐿:
well
i wanna meet him

dwaekki🐽:
isnt that too risky?

squirrel🐿:
chAN HYUNG ALREADY MET HIMMMM

dwaekki🐽:
that's who you went to meet?
you said 'just a friend'

dad👴🏼:
because we are 'just friends'??

squirrel🐿:
bet you won't be for long
CHANLIX SHALL SAIL

dwaekki🐽:
i agree

dad👴🏼:
i hope so
buT ANYWAY jisung
maybe in future but not too soon because he might start linking things together by the fact we sound like cb97 and j.one aka ourselves
we need to be careful with what we do

squirrel🐿:
true
oh well :(

dad👴🏼:
i do have something else to say though

dwaekki🐽:
??

squirrel🐿:
?

dad👴🏼:
i'm allowing you guys to get instagram accounts
since we're anonymous then we can post whatever except anything about 3racha or anything with our voices
we have smart fans and they can figure things out if we do that

squirrel🐿:
waIT REALLY
OMG HYUNG REALLY

dad👴🏼:
yes jisung

dwaekki🐽:
aye thanks hyung

squirrel🐿:
IMMA GO ASK LIXIE FOR HIS INSTA

dad👴🏼:
NO
he's sleeping
as i told him to

squirrel🐿:
oh yeah hAH
he was geNUINLY scared when i said i was gonna tell you

dwaekki🐽:
not surprised
hyung's a dominant guy

dad👴🏼:
should i take that as a compliment or..?

dwaekki🐽:
of course
everyone wants a dominant boyfriend ;)

squirrel🐿:
one of the many reasons i love minho 😌🥺😚😚

dwaekki🐽:
don't bring your sappinness into the gc jisung
keep that between you two
ew

squirrel🐿:
stOP BEING SALTY JUST BECAUSE YOURE SINGLE CHANGBIN

dad👴🏼:
okay you two shut up and go to sleep
work starts in 6 hours and i don't need to deal with two grumpy kids

dwaekki🐽:
im 21
not a kid

squirrel🐿:
changbin
his name is legit 'dad' in the gc
he's our dad

dad👴🏼:
guys-
just go to bed before i do actually feed you to the cactuses

dwaekki🐽:
okAY NIGHT GUYS BYE

squirrel🐿:
night guys <333333

dad👴🏼:
night
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