Y/N POV
One Friday morning I walk with team RWBY down the streets of Vale. I look around and see it being set up for something.
Weiss: "The Vytal Festival, what a wonderous thing."
Ruby: "What's with you Weiss? I've never seen you smile this long, it's honestly kind of scary."
Weiss: "How can you not smile at something like this? There's going to be everything from a festival to a tournament. Just the sheer amount of planning is enough to make a girl like me blush."
Y/N: "Then you'd faint seeing my D&D planner."
Yang: "Remind me why we're here on a Friday afternoon."
Weiss: "From what I heard students from Vacuo will be arriving today. So as a representative of Vale I feel like it is my duty to welcome them here."
Blake: "She just wants to spy on them so she can beat them in the tournament."
Weiss: "You can't prove that!"
Y/N: *reading* "August 15th, students form Vacuo are coming tomorrow. I pray to Oum that I can see them in action so that I can be made aware of any mistakes they tend to make in combat."
Weiss: "How did you get my diary!!!!?"
Y/N: "It was very easy. I checked under your pillow. July 12th, I saw a cute boy at the local Dust shop. I quickly found myself lost in his dazzling blue eyes. If only I had superpowers then I could make him-"
Weiss: "Give me that!!!"
She swipes her diary out of my hands and hordes it like a goblin while the others laugh. I look to the side and see a store being looked over by dozens of police officers.
Y/N: "What's going on?"
Police: "Dust robbery. That makes three this week. This place is going to the dogs. Who on Remnant would need that much Dust?"
Police2: "I'm thinking the White Fang."
Police: "Thinking doesn't pay the bills."
Weiss: "The White Fang, what an awful group of decadents."
Blake: "What's your problem?"
Weiss: "I just simply don't care for the criminally insane."
Y/N: "I think you might be ovaryacting."
Blake: "The White Fang are hardly psychos, they're just misguided."
Weiss: "They want to wipe humanity off the planet."
Blake: "They're very misguided. It still don't explain why they'd rob a Dust shop in the middle of a city."
Ruby: "She's right, for all we know it could be Torchwick who's still on the loose."
Weiss: "It still won't change my mind."
Man: "Stop that Faunus!"
We look behind us to see a male monkey running off a ship and up the dock towards us.
Yang: "You wanted your competition and there it goes."
Weiss: "We must follow him!"
We run after that monkey and once we round a corner we see him escape. I look down and see a girl.
Y/N: "Hello down there."
Girl: "Greetings."
Y/N: "Would you like to get up?"
Girl: "Yes."
She does a sweet flip and salutes.
Penny: "My name is Penny."
Y/N: "I'm Y/N."
Ruby: "Ruby."
Weiss: "Weiss Schnee."
Blake: "Blake."
Yang: "Did you hit your head?"
I punch Yang in her stomach.
Yang: "I'm Yang."
Penny: "Pleasure to meet you all."
Weiss: "Sorry for bumping into you."
Ruby: "See you later friend."
We walk away from Penny when I speak.
Y/N: "She was... weird."
Penny: "What did you call me?"
Y/N: "I said you were weird."
Penny: "Not you... you."
Ruby: "Me? I... uh..."
Penny: "You called me friend. Did you mean it?"
Ruby: *looks at us* "Sure."
Penny: "Hu-zaah! We can do all the things us normal girls always do."
Ruby: "Is this what it was like with me?"
Weiss: "No, she's more coordinated."
Yang: "So why're you in Vale Penny?"
Penny: "I am here for the tournament."
Weiss: "You're going to fight?"
Penny: "I'm combat ready."
Weiss: "You don't look the part."
Blake: "Coming from the one in a skirt."
Y/N: "I wish you were in a skirt."
Weiss: "Wait, does that mean you know that filthy monkey?"
Penny: "Huh?"
Weiss: "The stupid monkey from the boat."
Blake: "Stop that."
Weiss: "Stop what?"
Blake: "Stop calling him all these names. He's a person."
Weiss: "Then I suppose we will no longer refer that trashcan as a trashcan or that lamppost as a lamppost?"
Blake: "You spoiled brat!"
Y/N: "Hell yeah, cat fight!"
I snag a bowl of popcorn and begin watching the fight unfold. I follow this show back to Beacon where I hear Blake yell.
Blake: "Well maybe we were just tired of getting pushed around!"
A door slams and I hear someone run past my door. I look out my window to see Blake undo her bow and reveal cat ears.
Y/N: "Oh snap."
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One Of Them
RandomY/N L/N is not like most humans. He never ages or gets sick. He also has something that makes his life a little grim.