Y/N POV
I straighten out my suit and look at myself in the mirror.
Y/N: "Oh yeah, I make this look good."
I nod and head out of my dorm to the dance. Upon entering I head straight for the punch bowl. I fill up three glasses and set them to the side. I then look to make sure no one is looking. When the coast is clear I reach into my coat and pull out a container. After unscrewing the lid I spill its contents into the punch bowl.
I shake the container getting every last drop then toss it out the window. To finish things off I grab the ladle and swirl the punch around making sure everything is distributed equally. I grab the three non tainted drinks and head to the other side of the dance to see Pyrrha, Jaune and Ruby talking to each other.
Jaune: "Hey Y/N."
Y/N: "Punch?"
JPR: "Sure."
Y/N: "Warning, make it last all night."
Pyrrha: "Why?"
Y/N: "Can't say. But whatever you do, don't get a refill."
They nod and take baby sips of their punch. I turn around and see everyone just mindlessly shuffling to a bland song. I facepalm and shake my head.
Y/N: "This just won't do."
I walk to the stage while taking off my jacket, rolling up my sleeves, taking off my tie and slightly unbuttoning my shirt. I reach the stage and grab the microphone.
Y/N: "Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I don't know about you but I'm about to fall asleep to the music. What do ya say we liven things up?" *faces band* "Just follow my lead."
I tap my foot with the band quickly picking up and playing the song. When the intro comes to a close I grab the microphone with one hand and the microphone stand with the other.
Y/N: "Backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the cover 'till I talked to my daddy he say. He said 'you ain't seen nothing 'till you're down on a muffin then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways.' I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder all the times I can reminisce. Ah the best thing lovin' with her sister and her cousin started with a little kiss, like this."
During the first solo I look at the drummer and engage in a little head banging competition. I look back at the crowd to see them tapping their feet and nodding their heads.
Y/N: "See-saw swingin' with the boys in the school with your feet flyin' up in the air. Singin' 'hey diddle diddle' with your kitty in the middle of the swing like you didn't care. So I took a big chance at the high school dance with a missy who was ready to play. Was it me she was foolin'? 'cause she knew what she was doin' and I knowed love was here to stay when she told me to walk this way, walk this way, walk this way, walk this way, just gimme a kiss!"
I disconnect the mic and run off the stage. I run up a support beam and backflip onto the balcony railing. I turn around to see the crowd now getting loose with it.
Y/N: "Schoolgirl sweetie with a classy kinda sassy little skirt's climbin' way up the knee. There was three young ladies in the school gym locker when I noticed they was lookin' at me. I was a high school loser, never made it with a lady till the boys told me somethin' I missed. Then my next door neighbor with a daughter had a favor so I gave her just a little kiss, like this."
I spin around before backflipping onto the chandelier. I grab ahold of the chandelier with my free hand and finish singing the last verse.
Y/N: "Seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school and your feet flyin' up in the air. Singin' 'hey diddle diddle' with your kitty in the middle of the swing like you didn't care. So I took a big chance at the high school dance with a missy who was ready to play. Wasn't me she was foolin' 'cause she knew what she was doin' when she told me how to walk this way. She told me to walk this way, talk this way, walk this way, walk this way, walk this way, walk this way, walk this way, talk this way just give me a kiss."
I swing backwards on the chandelier and do a perfect backflip onto the stage. I connect the mic and finish my electric performance in a dip with the microphone. I look at the students to see them explode in cheers and applause.
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RandomY/N L/N is not like most humans. He never ages or gets sick. He also has something that makes his life a little grim.