The couch-

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YL was sitting on a couch in the mansion. It was a couch meant to seat only one person, maybe two small people.

VN the walked down and literally sat down on the couch with him.

"I- move- I was here first!" YL growls.

"Nah I don't feel like moving, I'm already comfortable." VN responds with a smug look on her face.

YL tried to shove her off the couch but failed to do so. "How the hell can you be so light but the moment you sit down on a couch you become heavy as hell?!" YL muttered in frustration before realizing he misspoke.

VN's cold gaze landed upon YL. "... Heavy..?"

"... well you are.." YL mumbles.

Oh those where fighting words- giving VN full permission to insult YL as much as she desired to.
"I'm not heavy, you just have weak tiny limp noodle arms! Just like your fucking dick you baby hand tiny fingered man baby child yandere who doesn't even know how to be a decent gentleman and has never heard of manors." VN hissed.

"I- ....... hmph." YL had no response to that.

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