PJO/HOO- Headcanons

Percabeth Baby!

Annabeth walked up to Percy, who was sitting at the small, round table, in their newly bought, tiny apartment.

"Percy. I'm pregnant." Annabeth said, blunt and simple.

Percy wasn't very surprised. But, even at 26, his ADHD mind ran to a dark corner.

"So... is it going to come out of your head, or...?"

Annabeth smacked him.

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Later in her pregnancy, Annabeth began craving some odd things. Mainly, Chinese food with mayonnaise and ice cream with snails on it. Each time she had these cravings, Percy was the one who had to get her the food.

Once, he had asked Annabeth, "So, you like all these weird things because of the baby, right?" Annabeth nodded.

"So, is the baby going to like all these weird things after they're born? 'Cause then, our kid will be freak show at lunchtime."

Again, Annabeth smacked him.

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Once, Percy woke up, late at night, next to Annabeth, who was working on her architecture designs for her job. She was, of course, and architect, and she had to design a park by tomorrow.

Percy turned over, to face where his wife was hunched over the desk in the corner of the room.

"I've just made a wonderful discovery."

"Really? What is this discovery of yours?"

"Birth certificates. They're baby receipts."

"Sure, honey." Annabeth had to try hard not to laugh.

Percy flopped back down, and went to sleep.

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Later, after they had their beautiful baby girl, named Sally, Percy was having a bit of trouble handling his first child.

"Annabeth? Why is it doing that?"

"That's how babies are supposed to be like."

"Oh. But its eating my spoon. It doesn't even have any teeth."

"That's called teething, Percy. Babies do that when they're about to grow teeth."

"WHY IS IT SMELLY?! OH MY GODS ANNABETH DID IT FART OR SOMETHING?! ITS PANTS ARE GETTING SAGGY WHY ARE THE PANTS GETTING SAGGY?!"

"Relax, Percy. Stop calling our daughter an it. She is a her. And her diaper is just full."

"So, do I put it on a toilet, or something"

"No, you have to wash her."

"Wash it?! With water?"

"Yes, Seaweed Brain, with water. But you'll have to use your hands to-"

"MY HANDS?! Ewww. Baby poo all over my hands." Percy made a disgusted face.

"Yes, Percy, and you are not supposed to feel disgusted with her, because she is your daughter."

"Okay, bu- hey, why is it making sounds?"

"Oh my gods, Percy, make her sit up!"
"EWW SHE PUKED ALL OVER ME!"
"Relax, Percy. Its just baby food."

"Still! I never thought having a child would be so hard! Its like having a tiny blob of evil and adorableness. Its almost like its a tiny drunk adult! Wait...

Annabeth, it smiled at me! THATS REALLY ADORABLE! HAVING A CHILD IS SO EASY! LOOK, IT HAS YOUR EYES!"

Annabeth sighed. She was just hoping the baby had her mother's intellegence, instead of her father's.

At least she had a hidden camera, filming her idiot husband, to show to the camps, and his mom.