To Percy: what if blue was really red?
Percy: Who asked that question?
Jason: Umm, i dont know. Some fangirl..?
Percy: ...Where are they at?
Jason: Woah, thats a little creppy.
Percy: ...I said, where are they at?
Jason: I-I dont know, why?
Percy: ... because I want to TURN THEIR LITTLE BRAINS INTO SOUP BECAUSE RED IS RED AND BLUE IS BLUE AND THATS THATS OKAY?!
Jason: Dude its just a color...
Percy: IT IS NOT JUST A COLOR IT IS THE SOUL PURPOSE OF MY LIFE!
Jason: To be honest I think the soul purpose of your live is to save the world a bunch of times from Greek monsters, but you know thats just me
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PJO/HOO- Headcanons
FanfictionPrepared to feel the feels? Prepared to cry, laugh, and fangirl with the characters of Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter? If so, then enter, mighty demigod, into the land of headcanons! This book includes heart-wrenching, funny, unique one-shots abou...
