My Guardian Angel (Angel!Link x Religious!Reader Oneshots) PART 3

Squids And Squirt

Note: Here are sad aesthetic edits as a depressing tribute for Squidward.

"I don't get paid enough for this. I have been covering for you on the grill for the past 3 HOURS!! My arms feels like it's gonna snap in half!" (Episode: 'Super Evil Aquatic Villian Team Up Is Go!')

"Where is that idiot, leaving me stuck with all the cooking? This job STINKS!! I cannot believe I have to deliver this junk food myself. I don't hear a thing....but something stinks." (Episode: 'Perfect Chemistry')

"I'm gonna blow a fuse if you don't get that order up!" (Episode: 'Inside Job')

"I don't know about you, but I'm going on my coffee break." (Episode: 'Goo Goo Gas') - Squidward Tentacles

Your POV

I have a hard time growing up to be an adult. I missed my childhood because I have changed a lot lately. My job gets way too stressful, exhausting and very bored. The world of grown-ups is like a wide vast ocean; a marine life under the deep blue sea.

There are lots of underwater species I can count. The colorful fishes, corals, sponges, anemones...etc. The vastness itself is shallow to swim across at the bottom of the sea, rather than riding a nautical sailboat. I'll tell you....guess who is this unknown person?

I'll give you a hint. Now picture this. It is a narrator with a French accent. The one who tells stories and tales about what lies beneath the big waves. A kind man with an inspiration that brings joy and entertainment. Ah, there is nothing more than the sound of sea creatures roaming all over across the ocean.

Yes, I used to be a Spongebob fan when I first watched it as a child. I also did the same as a teenager. My life is quite simple back then. Having no worries, everything went well and all the fonded memories. It was good....but some bad things will happen soon.

As I got older, I developed a sense of hate. A miserable person who acts as a millennial and also concerns about the bane of my existence. I just don't know why I'm here in the physical world and still alive today. Bottling my emotions because I couldn't adjust or control it any longer. Lastly, I let myself drown.

I become a nihilistic and being a bitter stereotype. I just can't even concentrate or focus my work because I get so tired easily, like a lack of sleeping problems. What's worse is I have an unhealthy relationship towards my social peers. I was alienated and also feeling isolated from others. Fishpaste...

Getting annoyed by people who I don't know what their names are, like 'Mr. What Zit Tooya'. I just couldn't catch a break, even though they won't leave me alone. Why do I even bother? I am not in control of my actions intentionally and I was being ignored all the time.

Of course, sarcasm is my specialty. I told bad jokes that are insulting and very cruel...because I hate people so much. Destroy their relationships by pulling pranks and giving them some mean messages on a piece of paper, cards, letters...etc.