My Guardian Angel (Angel!Link x Religious!Reader Oneshots) PART 3

Romance Failure

Note: BONUS! More shipping pairs in 'South Park'. Who else missed little Pip Pirrip, the super sweet, adorable British boy? R.I.P 🥺🥺 💐💐 😭😭

*Damien x Pip ('Dip')
*Estella x Pip ('Estellip' or 'Pipella')
*Gregory x Pip ('Grip')
*Cartman x Henrietta ('Cartietta')
*Cartman x Heidi ('Heiman')
*Firkle x Ike ('Fike')
*Gregory x Christophe ('Gregstophe')
*Kyle x Heidi ('Kydi')
*Kyle x Rebecca ('Kybecca')
*Stan x Pete ('Pan')
*Michael x Pete ('Mite')
*Kenny x Kyle ('K2')
*Stan x Gary ('Stary')
*Pip x Pocket ('Pipbert')
*Kenny x Kelly ('Kelley')
*Kenny x Tammy ('Kammy')
*Cartman x Clyde ('Cartyde' or 'Clydeman')
*Token x Nichole ('Tokole')
*Token x Wendy ('Tokendy')
*Craig x Clyde ('Cryde')

"The first thing to do in domestic disturbance calls like this one is just to calm everybody down. Respect my authoritah!" - Eric Cartman

"I could really use a friend right now. Okay, then get on Facebook and fertilize my crops." - Kyle Broflovski

"Just stay away from us! I was nice to you because I felt sorry for you, because you DON'T have any friends!" - Stan Marsh

"My identity must remain a secret, you cannot know." - Kenny McCormick

"Nobody will even listen to me. It's like nobody even cares if there's vampires at the school. I try to help and all I ever do is get hollered at." - Butter's Stotch

Your POV

It was a boring day that's ever happened in my own miserable life. All the people I knew are just so loud, nothing but insignificant fools...which it means this leads to more annoyance in my book. To be fair, says the girl who acts like a total imbecile to her friends and family, but an isolated outcast from the outside.

I treat myself like in reality shows, and I know it still blows. Is this what life is supposed to meant? But why is that? I have no idea why. It kinda makes me feel uncomfortable and I can't stand the corny conversation in their mouths. I just don't care about anything here in the world where I used to live in.

The place where I called home. When all of the fun things that make you laugh, but in the end...it just makes you feel so sick. There is darkness around us, I've seen it in my own eyes. All the civilians roaming across the globe, everywhere in the city...in my point of view, I just imagined it was filled with corruption.

Glitches all over their bodies, blurry visions that are covering their eyes like black ink markers scribbling on a piece of paper. But to me, well...I only have my own personal flurry on top of my head. It represents as the rain clouds above me. It also expressed mixed emotions due to having some of the negativity I have ever experienced in my life.