Guys + Love = Money

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Note: This is an ultimate SIMP story, just like in 'Regular Show' and 'Tom And Jerry'. A chapter which involves abusive relationships. Be warned!

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Your POV

Here's my life so far. I was being such a sucker for love. The guy of my dreams who dumped me and of course, I have low standards. I don't know who is my soulmate. I am no good at dealing with relationships. Just as terrible as crap that I deserved in a wrong way.

To be honest, I've fell in love with a boy once for the first time. But no....it didn't work. A long distance, it's all because of that acceptance letter from school. And I swear, it felt like putting a quiz paper taped in front of my face. Whatever the stupid crap it is, I hate it there...really.

The life of a fangirl who stays to remain single forever but acts like a simp, chad or alpha type. Says to the guy she likes wherever she goes in public. But I only used them for money, as if he were my toy and a plaything. Some cash grab to raise charity, a boyfriend for slavery and lots of girls to kill.

I pulled a 'Mordecai' on him as a joke. Yes, just like I planned and pretend that didn't happen. While I was minding my business, I played it cool as I whistled a song randomly. Try to be very sneaky, then I snatch their money away in my hands with an evil smirk appeared on my face. That was easy...

Now that I can have the money, it will be worth it. Duh, who cares about that?! I break the rules by sucking it up and I take rigorous things too seriously. All the boys I've seen everywhere in public have thought that I have an error of my ways and being screwed in the head.

Like I am a predator, thirsty for desire just to get some cash. What about love? Lame! I just don't care!! I have no heart towards my partner because I don't feel anything but cold emptiness in my soul. He was a nice guy...but just a rebound for me. Am I being too harsh on him?!

Sorry, that's a simp business! I show no respect for my boyfriend, as if were a fictional anime character saying, 'isn't this what you wanted?'. This makes me really upset, which it causes my heart drop on the floor (like Spongebob do when he gets angry or crying).

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