Clone Oneshots

Rex

"Alright boys, no need to panic, I'm in charge." Anakin said happily.

I looked up from my data pad and saw all the clones faces go white.

"General, that's why they are panicking." I said calmly.

"Why do we keep you around again?" He asked with a frown.

"Cause I'm your therapist, that the council finally decided to get after that incident with I don't know Palpatine being a Sith." I said shot him a glare.

"Again... my bad." He said calmly.

"You cut off Windu's arm! The only reason you didn't kill him was because Obi-wan arrived in time to stop your stupid ass." I said as I shook my head.

"Again, my bad."

"I'm just glad they didn't to issue that stupid order! Because we probably would if lost the 501st! And I would lose my boy toy." I said angrily.

"Boy toy?" Anakin asked with a frown.

"Or worse Kix could of been put in a stasis!" I exclaimed.

"Can we go back to boy toy?" Anakin asked as he glared down at me.

"What about my boy toy?"

"Who is you're boy toy?"

"Rex, now back to what I was-"

"Rex! Are you sleeping with my therapist!"

"No! I'm sleeping with my girlfriend! Who you pay to listen to you complain! Hey why am I not getting paid to listen to you complain!" Rex yelled angrily.

"Cause you're my friend!" Anakin yelled back.

"Only cause I'm forced to be!"

"Rex! I thought you cared!"

I shook my head and smiled as I listened to them go back and forth.

"Got to love my life." I said with a sigh.

"And wait! When I did I become your boy toy?" Rex asked as he turned to shoot my a look.

"I love you, gotta go." I said as I took off running away from him.