Clone Oneshots

Crosshair

Spoilers of sorts

Also can we all agree that if Bad Batch series ends badly we will just ignore it and give these guys a happy ending like they fucking deserve.

"When have I ever put you guys in any sort of danger?" Crosshair said with a frown.

"We have a list somewhere." Hunter said as he looked around.

"It's alphabetical!" Tech yelled from the kitchen.

"Okay, let me rephrase that, when have I put (Y/n) in any danger?" Crosshair asked calmly.

"When you allowed the empire to put a chip inside of you and tried to shoot me." I said calmly.

"I told you! I couldn't control myself! They had me under mindcontrol!"

"What about the time you tried to shoot me for stealing your drink?"

"It was 0100 and I wasn't in a good mood, you knew the risks." He said sternly.

"What about when you-"

"Okay! But I haven't done anything to put you into danger lately." Crosshair said angrily.

"Are we still dating?" I asked calmly.

"Yes."

"Then you're putting me in danger already."

"Do you want to break up?"

"Do you want to get shot?" I asked as I met his eyes.

"Perhaps."

"Then try it." I said calmly.

"You don't have the gu-"

He was cut off by a blaster bolt going past him.

"Marry me." He said as he turned to look at me.

"Already done, we've been married for seven years." I said calmly.

"You haven't-"

"Just let it go." Hunter said as he shook his head.

"I quit." Tech said as he turned and left the room.

"You don't actually work!" Wrecker yelled with a laugh.

I rolled my eyes and walked over to Crosshair. I plopped down on his lap and he rolled his eyes.

"Do I look like a pillow?" He asked with a frown.

"Yep, a body pillow." I said as I laid my head on his shoulder.

He wrapped an arm around my waist and pulled me closer. I smiled softly as he kissed my forehead.

Also thinking of murdering my doctor, the medication he put me on sucks. I seriously am dying of thirst.... and not the good type. 😂