Clone Oneshots

Tech

(Non-binary reader)

"How was I suppose to know you meant pet names for us!" I yelled as I covered my face.

"What did we miss?" Echo asked as we walked into the cockpit.

"Well I asked (Y/n) what they thought about pet names." Tech said calmly.

"And-"

"You tell them what you said." Tech said as he sent me a look.

".... well you have to call them something." I said with a frown.

"Can we all agree that Tech is a moronsexual." Crosshair said calmly.

They all nodded their heads and I sent them a look.

"A what?" I asked with a frown.

"Means he likes his partner dumb." Echo explained.

"Any other time I would say that isn't true.... but I'm afraid it is." Tech said with a sigh.

"So you think I'm dumb?" I asked with a frown.

"I think you are a very beautiful and funny person."

"But I'm dumb?"

"Yes sometimes you can be dumb." He said calmly.

I shot him a look and his eyes went wide.

"I take it I'm in trouble."

I nodded my head and plopped down beside Hunter.

"I love you."

"Fuck off." I growled out.

"You're an amazing person and so cute when your mad."

"I'm leaving you for Crosshair."

"We both know you and he would kill each other." He said as he set down.

"I'm leaving you for Echo."

"Echo is more robot then-"

"Hunter." I growled out.

"Hunter already said he wouldn't date you because he knows that I love-"

"Wrecker."

"I'm gonna shut up." He said as he crossed his legs.

"Good boy." I said as I crossed my arms over my chest.

After awhile he looked over at me and sent me a smile.

"Want to go snuggle?" He asked softly.

I shot him a look and he sent me a innocent smile.

"Fine!" I snapped as I held my arms up.

He picked me up and carried me to our shared bed.

"Asshole." I mumbled into his chest.

"Love you."

"Burn in hell."

"Already am."

"What was that?"

"I love you to the moon and back... and can't wait to marry you some day." He said as he shot me a smile.

"Nice save." I mumbled as I snuggled into his chest.

After awhile I set up and sent him a look.

"What's wrong?"

"Does it bother you that I'm non-binary?"

"No, why would it?" He asked with a frown.

"Well if we ever got married what would you call me? I mean I'm not your wife or your husband... I'm just... me."

"I would call you (Y/n), my heart and soul... and my fuck buddy for life." He said as he pecked my lips.

"See it was cute and then you ruined it."

He let out a chuckle and pulled me back down into a tight embrace.