Uke! x Seme!Male!reader (ON HIATUS?)

One Piece Special

Started 11/4/2020 and has a lot of spelling and sentence errors, good luck.

Aight, here I am, so I've been massively horny for one piece characters lately and I was just KAPOW, struck with motivation to write. There is a "-" between the imagines so dialog is easier to write.

So I got this "oc" in mind (it just a self insert :)) and He can turn his body into any material he touches (like Kevin from ben 10, at first he was an all matter and material bender but it didn't fit him, I also don't really care if my oc's are op since I don't write 'bout em and I just project into em, a female "oc" for One piece I have is an avatar, or as I call it for her, an Avatrian, I know, creative) and he has a long, extendable tongue (its long, and mostly used for sexual purposes ;I)
And he is horny and got a horrible taste in men, like me. (I also, sometimes, think of him having Hero abilities from Fable) (Also don't think for a second that I have good taste in men, I would literally Peg a good 70-80% of all OnePiece men, and yes that does include Bon Clay)
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His backstory is basically - aha You have just entered the OP universe! A popular trope! You are found by Garp when you fall straight out of the fucking sky! He doesn't know what to do with you so he just leaves you on the island in Dadans care and you and Luffy just get attached by the hip, the ASL gang all have crushes on you (like all the men in this damn show) as you grow up and when the toast of brotherhood commences you are left out and before you can kick their asses in fury they, very embarrassed, tell you it's because they are planning on marrying you in the future. You kinda just look at them, blink a couple of times before - "YOU DON'T GET TO DEICIDE THAT AGAGGAGA" before you chase them into the forest while all four of scream at the top of your lungs, you out of anger and the boys out of fear.
I like to think that you as kid made a innocent claim that you'd marry Shanks in the future and him laughing it off only to later regret it after seeing your wanted poster (He is not a parental figure to you, never will be, that'd be weird, he simply saw you as a cute-kid-admirer the months he stayed, I would have added Garp but I think he'd see you way to much as a son and I'm not into that kind of weird shit...it's fucking weird)

The age when you leave for the sea is gonna be raised to 22 just because it'll be less weird to ship/pair you (starring as my oc) with older men. Luffy leaves at 22, You're around 23-24 ish. Sabo's "death" does happen. This means, almost everyone's age is bumped up by 5 years except Chopper, Robin and Franky and characters over 30. Anyone over 45 is 5 years younger on the other hand.

Note - A Side Imagine means it isn't canon to the storyline or doesn't fit in with the storyline or might just be a what if or alternate scenario to what could have happened!

Now for scenarios and headcanons I've had in mind for different kinds of characters (imma try to do em in order):
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Imagine being catapulted by Luffy onto the roof of the marine fort where the Axe-Morgan statue is being raised and taking Helmeppo with Luffy and running around the inside of the fort trying to find Zoro's swords (katanas). He is carrying you (despite you being almost a meter taller than him, it's funny, u have ur legs around his waist and he has his head under ur arm to see) while you are holding onto Helmeppo, dragging him by his sleeve, his body being treated like a ragdoll as Luffy runs. Luffy skids to a stop and exclaims in frustration "Bah! I can't find them, (Y/N) help!" and you slide off him "yes captn'!", still holding the barely conscious Helmeppo before slamming him against the wall, trapping him. (Yes I'd fuck Helmeppo, mainly cus he is so fucking ugly and would probably be a great bratty bottom, as I said, I've been pretty fucking horny for a large majority of the male OP characters, don't question my limits!)
He snaps to full alert and instantly blushes from how close you are as you hold a tight grip on his collar, holding him just enough off the ground that he has to stand on his tippy-toes to not choke. "Where are Zoro's swords" you growl and he squeaks in responds, increasingly getting more flustered before shakingly pointing a trembling finger behind you. "I-in my r-room!" he gets out and you let go of him. He is left standing on his tippy-toes, heart hammering in his chest for all the pure reasons (or maybe not). Helmeppo is 20 before the timeskip and Coby is 19!