Avengers Oneshots

Remember...

Please keep this in mind:
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Over comms
Sign language
Russian
Thoughts/time skips

Clint and Natasha had been sent out on a mission. A particularly dangerous one, to say the least. It might not have been the most successful mission ever, but it was still successful.

Clint and Nat had been sent out on the Quinjet, comms activated and on.

"Do you remember what you must do Agents?" Fury's voice could be heard through the comms.

"Yes we do, sir."

"Good. I will not be explaining again."

Clint rolled his eyes at this, acting like the child he was. It took everything in Nat to not slap all of that childish behaviour out of him. They had a mission to complete and she did not want it to end like last Tuesday. She shuddered at the thought of that failed mission. If they had succeeded then, they would have a free day today instead of fixing their mistake.

But there was no time for that.

The mission was quite simple. Capture (and try not to kill) the guys, steal back the USB with the valuable information on it and return to S.H.E.I.L.D. afterwards. This was honestly the easiest mission they had been assigned in a while and yet they managed to screw it up.

"Alrighty Nat, ya ready to jump off?" She nods. "Good. Thanks for the lift man. Hawkeye out."

Nat sighs before also jumping out. This was going to be a long day.

{Time Skip Because I Don't Want To Write A Fighting Scene}

Well, the mission was going alright. Key word being was.
Until Clint started acting like more of a child than he originally was.

We were screwed.
The police were on their way and if they caught us then it would be lucky if we could get a job at McDonald's!

They were around the corner now.

"Alright," Natasha turned to Clint. "Here's the plan; you're deaf and I don't speak English."
"Nat, that won't," he stopped himself. "Actually, it might... alright, I'm in."

Right on time. The police were here.

"You two are going to have to come with us."

"Why's that, officer? Did we do something wrong?"

"Umm... I'm sorry I-I can't understand you. Do you know what he said ma'am?"

"Yes I do, officer. Would you like to know?"

"Agent Barton, Agent Romanoff, what is going on out there?"

"Do you want to come down to the station with us and we will help you both communicate your concerns?"

Natasha rolled her eyes at this. Why is it that everyone that I talk to is either really stupid, they think that they are the best, or, occasionally, both? Why me?

"That's it! Stark, are you there? I know for a fact that you can understand me so get here and talk to me now!"

"W-what is it N-Natasha?" He asked timidly. Typical.
"I need you to come help Barton. I have had enough of this stupid task force already and it has only been 5 minutes! The idiots! Deal with them now or we will have a few minor deaths on our hands."

"Take the earpiece out and tap the tiny blue button on the side. You done that? Good."
Tony Stark's face suddenly appeared in hollowgram form in front of them, startling everyone. Including Hawkeye.

"Well that was hawkward," he signed, still in a state of shock. "And shocking," he signed before getting a taser out of who-knows-where (probably off of Nat at some stage in the fight. Don't ask, it's Clint.).

"Hello everyone, you all know who I am. You see those two there? The short-tempered red head and the other guy? Please don't kill me Nat!"
"If you get us out of this situation then I'll consider taking your plea for mercy."

"I'll take what I can get. Anyway, they are elite members of S.H.E.I.L.D. and they are the Avengers known as the Black Widow and Hawkeye, you morons. So, I would suggest letting them go before the angry Russian lady loses her temper even more then she has. Now if you will excuse me, I am going to go and hide before Natasha gets back to the tower so... see ya!"

"Oh, he better be hiding all right. I'll show him angry"

"Natasha, no! He's not worth it!" Clint yells after her, sighing. "And she says that I act like a child. Well, I better stop her from doing something stupid that she most certainly will not regret later. Please don't make us go through this again. Seriously, how does anyone forget that I'm Hawkeye?"