When Peter found out that Tony had made a Baby Monitor Protocol for his suit, he was mad, to say the least. He hated it. He had always been treated like a little kid and he hated it. He wasn't a little kid. So he decided to retaliate against the control by changing all of the controls for Tony that FRIDAY had, as you do.
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Tony was on a mission for who knows what. Not Tony obviously, as he wasn't listening to the Angry Pirate. "Alright, that looks suspicious. FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there, would ya?"
"Old Man Bifocals activated, boss."
"Wait, what? What the fu-frick did you just say?" Tony sighed. He already knew who was involved and he knew that this was going to go on for a while.
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Tony had gone solo on a mission, wanting to do his own thing. He was fighting the villain, who had decided that it would be a good idea to slam Tony into the ground to stop him from flying off. Stupid villains. The one time that they do something smart, it's inconvenient.
"FRIDAY, alert the team that my thrusters have been broken and that I can't fly."
"Sure thing, activating I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up protocol."
"Peter! What did I say about this?!?"
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"FRIDAY, open the encrypted files. We are on the clock here," Tony said, paving around the room.
"Activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol."
Tony stopped pacing, turning to face the teenager in the room. "What does that even mean?"
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Tony was flying about, looking for Peter after the battle. He had insisted on flying (or, well, swinging) on his own this time but now Tony couldn't find him anywhere. After this, he probably won't go out on his own again.
"Bone Hurting Protocol activated." FRIDAY told Tony. Tony stopped and landed on a giant doughnut that was on top of a shop. "W-what?"
"Mr Parker is in distress."
"He's what?! The what?!"
"Ow, my bones hurt," Peter's voice came through the comms. "I think something happened to make my bones hurt."
"Kid, where are you? What happened? I'm confused. FRIDAY, pin Peter's location. Or did you change that name too, Pete?"
"No, that's the same."
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"We need to have a talk about these protocols, Peter. Why are you changing them? I'm so confused about the meanings." Tony said, turning to face Peter.
"Well, you made Baby Monotor Protocol and I wanted to get back at you. As for the meanings, you will never know."
"Totally not creepy at all. But still... why?"
Peter walked backwards into the shadows, rubbing his hands together like one of those Disney villains would. Tony stuttered, turning back to the bench. He continued to look behind his shoulder, not seeing Peter once. Tony sighed and mumbled that "when this is all over, I want my sanity back."
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Avengers Oneshots
Fiksi PenggemarExactly what the title says. Please be nice, this is my first book. I take suggestions and requests so feel free to do that or what not. Disclaimer: I don't own Marvel. If I did, Tony wouldn't have died and Steve would have stayed in the modern tim...
