My friend @A_tiredbookworm helped me write this one shot so huge thanks to her. All messages will be on the left hand side of the screen because I can. Please, enjoy.
Peter's notifications wouldn't stop going off. To be honest, sometimes it was a bad thing but sometimes it was good.
You see, Peter had joined a group chat with some of the villains that he had faced to see what they were getting up to. When they asked who he was, he had said that his name was Lord Supreme Evil and that he would help them in whatever he could so long it was not in between the hours of 12am and 3pm. But, of corse, he never did. He always was there to stop what they were planning and, when it got bad, he called the Avengers for extra back-up.
Nobody ever had to know that he was on this group chat and that was final. Well... apparently not. But Peter would figure it out when it came to it, right?
He was snapped out of the fairy lands by his phone dinning yet again. He looked at the time and saw that it was 3:30pm. He opened to the group chat and texted them back.
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Lord Supreme Evil
Guys, what's up with all of the spamming?
Mysterio
Oh, good. You're alive
Thanos
Yeah, he's alive
Who cares?
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Peter felt personally attacked by that last message but chose to ignore it nonetheless. That 'Thanos' guy was always like that.
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Lord Supreme Evil
Guys, be nice
Now, care to tell me what was happening?
Eric
Oh, you're back.
Are you gonna be get-away driver or am I?
Green Goblin
You are Eric.
We don't even know if he's allowed to drive yet
Lord Supreme Evil
Wow, did you just try to assume my age?
I'm offended
Carl
To be fair, half of us here can't drive to save our lives.
Eric
Haha so you DO need me
Jeff
No, we just keep you on the team so you don't rat us out cause we all know that you will.
Obadiah
Alright, stop with all of this nonsense
Do you want to fill us in with what's happening or not?
Toomes
I think they're planning on robbing something.
Green Goblin
Yeah. That bank on 31st street
Are you gonna be there?
Lord Supreme Evil
No, I can't
Green Goblin
Darn it
How about Tuesday then?
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Peter chuckled at himself. He was honestly surprised that none of them had realised that he always said that he couldn't come or that he was busy doing something else. He loved the chat and they were always so nice to him and all but he had his job as Spider-Man and the internship to worry about as well.
"Peter? You in here?" Tony called out to him. Peter swore and temporarily left the chat, after placing his phone on his bedside table. "Yeah dad, I am." Tony walked into the room like he owned the place (mainly because, ya know, he did) and threw himself on the bed. Then, he saw Peter's phone light up with a notification from the chat. He picked up the phone and swiped into the chat, even after all of Peter's useless attempts to stop him, and looked at the names of the people in the chat.
"Peter, what is this." He said, scarily calm. Peter gulped.
"Um... it's a-a group chat," Pete replied, secretly petrified of his dad at that moment. He tried to keep calm under Tony's intimidating stare and he thought that he was doing well. Was being the key word in that sentence. "It's not what you think it is dad."
"Oh, so it isn't you messaging villains. Most of whom have hurt you in some way, shape, or form."
"Okay, so it is what you think. But it's not why you think. You see, I'm using it to get closer to the bad guys so that I can sent them to prison easier and..." he began to ramble on and Tony chuckled at this.
"Well, what are you still doing here? Go on, get your suit on and stop them. Boy, did that sound cheesy or what?" Peter laughed at this and smiled at Tony. "Thanks dad." He opened the group chat.
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Jeff
Hey, Lord Supreme Evil?
You still there?
Lord Supreme Evil
Yeah
Had to go do something real quickly
Hey, weren't you guys gonna go rob a bank or something?
Carl
Yeah we were
Lord Supreme Evil
Well, why don't we go do that?
I know I said that I was busy but I'll meet you there, alright?
Eric
Alright, see you there
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Peter waited at the bank on 31st street until he saw the car that they had described over the chat; a black van with a red line on the door. He swung down to meet them at the doors the bank. They saw him and tried (and failed) to run away. "Hey guys, why are you running? It's just me, Lord Supreme Evil. I told you that I would meet you here, didn't I? Yeah, that's them there officer."
Maybe having the chat was doing more good then bad after all.
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Avengers Oneshots
FanficExactly what the title says. Please be nice, this is my first book. I take suggestions and requests so feel free to do that or what not. Disclaimer: I don't own Marvel. If I did, Tony wouldn't have died and Steve would have stayed in the modern tim...
