Avengers Oneshots

Name Twins

Peter Parker walked into the living room and froze, pulling out his headphones. There were people who he had never met before sitting on the couch talking amongst each other. He walked backwards slightly, shocked to see them there. He didn't want to interact with them. They were new people and he didn't like new people. New people could be scary.

He felt a hand on his shoulder and jumped. He turned around to face Mr Stark and let out a sigh of relief. Tony spun the boy around so he was once again facing the people on the couch and held a firm grip on his shoulder so that the boy couldn't escape to his room.

"So, kiddo," he started, squeezing his shoulder a little more when he felt the boy's struggles to escape. "These are the 'Guardians of the Galaxy' or so they call themselves. They are going to be staying here for a few weeks so, why don't you go and say hi or something?" At that, Tony left. Typical.

Peter awkwardly shuffled forward towards the strangers and sat down on the armchair that was situated across from them so that all of them were looking directly at him. He started playing with his headphones that he had pulled out of his ears when he had walked into the room.

The lady's look softened at how he was acting towards meeting them and began to introduce herself. "I'm Gamora. It's nice to meet you."
The others followed her actions, introducing themselves. Their names were Rocket, Drax, Mantis and Groot. Peter could hardly believe that there was a talking raccoon and a talking that were occupying the same space but he didn't comment on any of it.

That was, until the last name was said.

"Hey, nice to meet you. I'm Peter Quill." The man - Peter - said.
"Wait, wait, wait. Back it up. What did you say your name was?"
"Peter. Why, do you have a problem with that?"
"Nononono it's just... my name is Peter!"
"Wait, what? Dude..."
"Dude..."

Tony walked into the room after hearing this. He and the green lady - Gamora - replied in unison to "grow up" because "sharing a name is not the biggest thing in the world." They proceeded to say "dude" again in unison.

"Well, it's not like they are doing something like making bags or t-shirts..." Rocket started. Both of the Peters looked each other and gasped before running out of the room and into Peter Parker's. "Oh no. I'm going to regret saying that now."

{Time Skip. 3 Days Later}

Today was Sunday. Both of the Peters had been missing for 2 days now into the depths of Peter Parker's room and everyone was starting to get worried. Suddenly, the elevator dinged and both Peters walked out and into the room covered head to toe in anything that you could buy and wear that says 'Name Twins' on it. T-shirts, tote bags, pins, badges, hats... you name it, they had it. They even had a robot that shot fireworks that read 'Name Twins.' Not that is what you call over the top.

Tony sighed. "I have so many questions for you right now."
"Oh like you wouldn't make a robot like this if you met another Tony," Peter Parker sassed, taking Tony aback.
"Okay, I have one less question."