Avengers Oneshots

Lego Death Star

Sorry, I know it's been so long since I last updated. I honestly don't have any excuses. Anyway, I'm back. Don't know how long that will last but we'll see.
I saw a post on Pinterest which I used as a prompt for this one shot but I lost it and can't find it again. If I do then I'll put the prompt above but idk if I will.
I'll try to update again soon but no promises.
Anyways, I hope you like it.

The elevator dinged and everyone turned to watch the teenage boy stepping out of it and into the lobby of Stark Towers. The teenager looked upwards, feeling that there were people staring at him and looked around, clearly looking for Tony. Once he spotted him, he smiled and walked towards him, taking his earphones out as he did.

"Hey Mr Stark," he addressed his mentor, only to see another man standing behind him. "Who's that?"
"Hey kid. This here," Tony said, gesturing to the man. "Is Scott Lang. Tiny, this is the kid I was talking about, Peter Parker."
"Wait, Mr. Stark! You-you were talking about me?"

Tony walked forward, patting Peter on the shoulder as he walked past. "Have fun you kids," he called back over his shoulder. "But don't be stupid."

The two of them had fallen into an uncomfortable silence until Scott tried to break it. "So..." he started. "Mr. Stark told me you are the famous Spider-man."
"Wait, what? He-he did? I-um... no, I-I... yeah, I am." Peter stumbled out, defeated.

"That is so cool! So, can you talk to spiders?"
"Can you talk to ants?" Peter asked back, mockingly.
"Yes, yes I can."
"Wait, really?"

Scott elected to ignore Peter's question and instead started talking excitedly again. "So, can you like shrink down and grow and all of that stuff? Have you ever been inside of a dollhouse? Because let me tell you it is so cool in there, especially when you can like, sit on all the furniture and stuff and..."
"Look, Mr Lang, I'm sorry but I think you've got this all wrong," Peter interrupted Scott's rambling. "As cool as that would be, I can't do that."
"Oh, really?" Peter hummed sadly as a yes. "So, you're telling me you've never seen the inside of a Lego Death Star?"
"No, I haven't. As much as I would love to and as cool as that sounds, I can't."

Scott got an idea at that. Possibly a slightly dangerous idea, yes but hey, it would cheer the kid up and besides, he was pretty sure that there was nothing in the law that stated that his idea was or could be illegal so it would be fine. He would do it regardless of wether or not the positives outweighed the negatives anyway.

"You know what, kid? This is unacceptable. It is absolutely unacceptable that you have never seen the inside of a Lego Death Star. On that note, do you know any open areas that might be big enough for a spaceship of, I don't know, a spaceship? Because if you don't then I do. Come on kid, I'll show you."

Scott started to leave but turned around when he realised that the kid wasn't following him. "Come on, it'll be fun. You now know me so you technically can't pull the Stranger Danger card. Besides, do you want ice cream or not?"

Perking up significantly, Peter followed Scott, curious.

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Standing in front of the open field, Peter felt slightly disappointed to say the least. Scott had lay the Death Star on the grass and told Peter and the confused boy had complied. But he was even more confused now that Scott had come to stand next to him.

"Um, Sir? Is something supposed to happen? If you think there's going to be something that happens to me to get me to shrink so that we can go inside then I'm sorry but it's not going to happen. As I told you, I can't shrink like you can and I..."

He stopped talking when he saw Scott pull out a remote-like type of thing. When he pressed the button, the Death Star grew. Peter jumped back in shock to which earned a soft laugh from Scott. Putting the remote back into his pocket, Scott talked to the still very confused boy, who had yet to recover from his shock.

"Please don't call me 'sir' again, kid. Seriously, how old do you think I am? 69? No, please no. Don't make me feel any older than I already feel. Come on, don't just stand there. Don't you wanna see what the inside of a Death Star looks like?" Scott walked towards the Lego spaceship with Peter trailing behind him in awe of the whole situation.

About 30 minutes later, Peter got a call from Tony himself, regarding the spaceship in question.

"Peter, why the hell is there a 10 story Death Star on a field about half an hour walk from the tower? Don't you dare try to deny your involvement either because I know that you have something to do with this. Is Stuart Little there? No, no, don't lie to me, kid. The ship was clearly grown. Nobody could build something like that in half an hour, an hour top. Hell, I can't think of anyone who would want to."

"Yes Sir, I was involved with the Death Star but Mr. Lang just wanted to show me what one looked like on the inside and I mean, I couldn't refuse, could I? I mean, who doesn't want to walk inside of a real life Lego Death Star? I... we'll have it shrunk in the next 5 minutes. 10 tops. I swear."

"Thank you. I'm watching you Tiny." With that he hung up.

"So... we better get out of here so that I can shrink it again," Scott said, disappointed.
"What are you crazy? They'll have to force us out of here if they want us out that badly."

With that said, Scott definitely would not try to adopt that kid after that. No. Why would you suggest it. He wasn't even thinking about it.