Harry Potter One Shots And Imagines III

Fred Weasley- Nose Hair (c)

You had spent your morning in the library trying to find every resource available for the paper you needed to write for your Potions class, knowing that as a Gryffindor, you needed to go above and beyond to even get a moderate grade from Snape. Originally you had invited your boyfriend, Fred, to join you in the library seen as he needed to write the same paper that you did but he seemed to have an aversion to the library so decided it'd be better to go anywhere else.

After hours of work, you had gathered everything you needed and headed back to your common room with an arm full of books and a scroll of useful information from the books that you couldn't carry. As soon as you got through the painting, you could hear the voice of your boyfriend, talking nonsense as usual.

"Who on Earth wants to make their nose hair grow into ringlets?" Hermione scowled.

"I wouldn't mind. Be a talking point, wouldn't it?" Fred shrugged.

You furrowed your brows at him, knowing that without the context of the conversation, it seemed rather random, but you couldn't think of any context that would actually make it seem like an average conversation.

"I don't think it'd be much of a conversation point," you frowned. "At least not between the two of us as we would not be in a relationship anymore."

Fred peered over his shoulder to see that you had come into the room. He didn't care that you'd overheard the conversation but didn't expect such a response from you.

"So, you'd leave me if I had curly nose hair?" He questioned.

"I do love you a lot, Fred, but my love does have certain limits and having ringlets in your nose hair would likely be one of those limits," you explained.

He shook his head. "Nah, you'd love me no matter what, and it could be cool. You could put ribbons in them."

Your eyes rolled as you put your books down on the table to give your arms a small break from carrying them all from the library.

"Believe it or not, my aim in a partner, isn't to be able to style their nose hair. Frankly it's something I've never considered and would like to never think of again."

"You'd just be jealous of how glorious my nose hair would be."

"Whatever helps you sleep at night."

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Written by Charlotte.