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Chapter 32

Second PoV

The green woman smiled in amusement and cackled in delight as her flowery friend gapes at her in horror and betrayal, her health rapidly going down, blood oozing out from her gaping wound, the skin turning into sickly colors of blue and violet due to the poison now pulsing in her veins.

Before succumbing to death, she stared at her not-so-armless green friend and gasped a single word, betrayal evident in her voice.

"Why..?"

The other only shrugging her armless shoulders, grinning before replying.

"BECAUSE, ITS HILARIOUS LOL-"

~~~~~~~(da present time)

"Iris.. you.. little B I T C H!!!" You slammed ur fist angrily on the table, glaring daggers towards the cackling woman.

"WE'RE TEAM MATES!? WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU HEAL ME!?" You screamed.

"Inside voices dear~" Latrodectte chuckled in amusement, holding her DM pamphlet.

You see dear reader, after you left the snake mansion, you decided to have a girl friends day with your two besties. Currently, you are playing Dungeons and Demons as a Druid Elf Imp, Iris as a Rogue Lizard folk Imp and Latrodectte as the Dungeon Master and a Bard Elf Imp in your tree house.

You were all in a journey, exploring a ruined castle when you failed a Constitution saving throw(the dice made out of wood created by yours truly) and got hit by a poisoned arrow from a trap.

Now it wouldn't have been a problem since Iris have an antidote and a medkit and Latty could've used a spell to heal you.

But alas, you three just fought a high leveled beholder and your health was already low after the battle and the arachnid lady just used her spell to heal you two just enough so you're not considered fainted.

Now that wouldn't have been a problem since Iris got an antidote right? Wrong. Well yes, but no.

Basically, she had the choice to give you the antidote, but she didn't.

And so your character died leaving you to either make another one, or continue the game at a later time, both the arachnid and lizard women snickering at your annoyed expression.

'Ah yes, a friend would've asked if you're okay if u fell, but your best friends would've laughed and call you an idiot before helping you up, teasing you all the way. Joyous.'

Sarcasm filling your mind as you rolled your eyes, vines whipping in the air in annoyance.

"Yeah, yeah, laugh it off you jerks.." you hugged, a small smile creeping up your face as you also find it hilarious how it happened. Unfortunate, but hilarious.

"Well, unless you make another character, I suggest we put the game on hold till then. Plus, it has gotten late, we should all get some shut eye unless, little darling (Y/n) over here is willing to share 'information' about this Sir Pentious of hers who was kind enough to let her stay in his home for a few weeks~" Latrodectte purred teasingly, her fangs poking out from her grin.

"OOOH! THIS REMINDS ME! YO SPIDEY-BOI, SHE AND HER LAME 'BOYFRIEND' WENT ON A DATE ON THE ARCADE AND TOOK PICTURES ON THE PHOTOBOOTH, HEH, HE EVEN GOT HER A CUTE WIL PWUSHIE~" Iris rambled, squishing her cheeks, and baby talking at the end of her sentence.

A blush erupted from your face, the flowers on your head turning a bright color of (f/c) rivaling the lights of a neon sign.

"I-it wasn't a date! We were j-just hanging out! Y'know, because we're buds!" You defended, your hands up in mock defense.

"Mhmm~/MHMM~" the two said in sync, grinning at you mischievously.

You shrank under their gazes, eyes darting to the side and your blush darkening with their accusations.

"It really is not! I swear!" You grumbled.

"Uhuh, and God is a mortal" Latty rolled her eyes with a smirk.

You deadpanned at her unamused, still blushing from their stubbornness.

With a huff, you turned around and floated towards your flowerbed.

"I'm goin to bed, sweet nightmares to you two leeches" you grumbled.

'It wasn't a date.. plus I didn't even ask him so it's rude to assume' you thought, hugging the little plush with a little pout on your face, a small blush still lingering on your soft plump cheeks.

'But he shouldn't mind if I wanted it to be.. right..?'

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Drew the not-so-armless green lizard woman. Actually, she doesn't look like a lizard at all, so where the hecc did I even get that idea from..? I confuse myself sometimes XD

Also if u and Pen got a baby.. pft.. it would've been a.. Vine snake.. *snickers at my amazing humor*

(I had to download and use Wattpad on my mom's phone just to upload that.. my Wattpad hates me confirmed)