Your POVI sat there defeated. This is it.
I cried silently as my vines went limp by my side.
"Already giving up?" A demoness I met earlier said.
I couldn't see much about her except for her glowing amber-ish golden eyes and the random glowing flowers popping out of her head. Like me, she's also caged but unlike me, she has chains and shackles on her neck and arms.
I didn't bother to answer as I kept my gaze down.
I can't believe I wasn't even able to eat those cookies...
I puffed my cheeks in frustration.
Suddenly, the door by the stairs opened making me flinch but the demoness wasn't even fazed, like as if she knew this was gonna happen.
And with that, the skeletons threw some thing on the ground making it grunt.
A flash of pink and white zoomed past me as I saw someone heavily chained up. It looks like a pink spider.
"Angel?? Da fuq you doin here?" The demoness asked peering down at him.
"Last time I check, you aren't as valuable.." She chuckled.
This 'Angel' dude rolled his eyes before trying to sit up.
"Last time I check, you aren't either! Plus people pay me a crap ton of muddafuqin money just to have this body~" he retorted. What?
"Eh touché." The chains rattled a little as she shrugged.
I just stared at them confused.
"Yo Sassy, how'd you get here in the first place?" Angel asked.
"I dunno, plot twist?" She shrugged again.
"Well how'd you get yourself caged and chained in? Shouldn't you be like.. Outside or something?" He asked again.
"The parrot pirate douche saw me eating his trail mix.." She grumbled.
Angel fell silent after that until suddenly we were somehow teleported on the deck of the ship out of our cages and chains to see rainbows, cats and... unicorns..?
The pirates were fighting anons with fishes as a sword and then Pentious appeared through the chaos before dabbing and singing bitch lasagna.
Eggbois arguing and a peculiar eggboi throwing his little hat down before stumping off.
Iris then suddenly joined the chaotic mess riding on Latrodectte's back yelling
"ONWARDS MY MUDDAFUQIN SPIDER STEED!!!! TO NARNIA!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!" and then they jumped off.
With all that chaos, I felt like falling. I couldn't keep floating, I'm just falling.
And then I blacked out.
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