Your PoV
"Hey (Y/n)..?" Pentious suddenly came up to ask, bashfully looking at the floor with his pointer fingers pointing at each other and touching from time to time.. Like a fuckin weeb..
Anyway..
"Ye wassup?" I replied looking up from tending to my demon venus fly trap, it's many eyes glaring at the snake demon from taking it's owner's attention from it and making whining noises by compressing air from its mouth pocket and letting it out slowly, making me pat it's head lightly.
"May I be frank with you?" He asked.
"No, you're already Pentious, but go off I guess" I shrugged nonchalantly, earning a confused stare from the demon.
"..r/whoosh.. sheesh" I grumbled.
"Anyway, may we..? You know.. "u want sum fuck" as some demons call it-" and before he could finish his sentence I did a spit take.. with air.
"Excuseme, youwannawha??" I coughed looking at him incredulously. The demon venus fly trap also have all of its eyes wide open, mouth gaping. Who knew it can express this much disbelief.
Eggbois that I didn't notice from before started appearing from behind random places like the trash bins or the trees, 'cheering' their boss while I'm left stunned and dumbfounded by the bold question.
Out of the corner of my eye, I see Sunny facepalming and shaking his head, talking about class and not doing it right.
Wait, excuse me, w h a t . . ?
It was silent. It felt silent for forever, my brain still processing what ever the fuck he just blurted out with that mouth of his, I just stared, unblinking.
"HAH, YOU'RE DROOLING CAN WATER A WHOLE RICE FIELD-" Iris yelled out before getting slapped by a pissed Alastor.
"Shut the fuck up lizard, I'm not afraid to hit a woman if needed be! That overgrown worm ain't touching a single vine from my child!" He declared.
"I'm your w h a t now??" I turned to him with my brows furrowed together.
"What in the ever lovin' Lucifer-"
"You called my dear~?" Ah speak of the devil..
"Ah! Hoely muddah fuckin satan!?!?" I yelled out in surprise, noticing his annoyance at the word hoely before also getting slapped away into a portal by the deer demon.
"BEGONE YOU LIVING UNDEAD OF THE FIRST SIN! NOT TODAY!" and with that he grabbed Pentious by his tail and yeeted him off into oblivion and disappearing after doing the peace sign with his fingers.
"What the actual fuck just happened?" And with that, everything once again.. turned black.
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FanfictionA Sir Pentious x reader story [WARNING!!! this will have gore, cursing and Hell's rainbow! I ain't doin lemon nor any kind of smut tho] You're a Garden Demon. As pathetic as that sound, you're still pretty damn strong on your own. You decided to liv...
