3rd person POV:
Makarov: An S-class mission is gone!?
Makarov: Who could have possibly been stupid enough to take it!?
Mirajane: Misaka, did you see something? You're the only one who hangs around up here.
Misaka:(shrugs)
Misaka: All I saw, was some little blue creature wearing a nun hat or whatever it's called, "sneak" up here then leave with some paper.
Mirajane: Index... Why didn't you stop her!?
Misaka: It's not my problem. A cat wants to do an S-class mission, who am I to stop it?
Mirajane: Misaka.....
Mirajane: Index probably took Touma and Misaki with her.
Mirajane: Odds are Touma doesn't even realize what he's getting dragged into... He trusts Index too much.
Makarov: Misaka! Go run after Touma this instant!
Misaka:(sarcastically) Oh yeah... Make your granddaughter, who needs a cane to walk, "run" after the stupid boy who got tricked by a cat.
Misaka: Real funny, gramps!
Makarov:....... Where's Erza!?
Mirajane: Hasn't arrived at the guild yet, master.
Makarov: Damn it! She's the only one who could possibly bring him back if he decides to go through with the mission!
Gray: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Makarov:?
Completely naked, Gray takes a stand.
Gray: Now with all due respect... I ain't chopped liver.
(Opening theme)
On a boat floating across the sea, Touma, Misaki, and Index headed to an island where the job they took was to take place.
Misaki: I think I see the island!
Index: Me too! Come on Touma, row faster!
Touma: Ugh... Why am I the only one rowing!?
Index: Because I'm a cat, and Misaki is soo weak physically, a light jog is a Triathalon to her.
Misaki:(embarrassed) In my defense, my breasts are really large and heavy!
Index: It's okay Misaki. We're all friends here. You can say you're fat.
Misaki: I am not fat!
Index: Okay... You're "thick" or whatever you hipsters say.
Misaki: I said, it's the boobs!
Touma:(mind) Don't drag me into the conversation...don't drag me into the conversation...don't...
Misaki: Touma, I'm not fat, right?!
Touma:... Oh look, I see the island-
(SPLASH)
A large wave crashes on top of them, destroying their boat. The three then get washed up on the shore of the island.
Touma:...
Face in the sand, Misaki, and Index approach the Illusion slayer, soaking wet.
Misaki: Touma, are you okay?
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A Certain Fairy Tail: The Illusion Slayer
FanfictionIn a magical world filled with mages of all kinds, there are guilds to give jobs to the mages. And the strongest guild of them all is called "Fairy Tail". Rumor has it, that one of the most powerful mages of the current generation resides there. He...
