billy bob 🚗💡🦇🧛

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Rachel: dick what in the right mind did u think it was ok to leave me, gar, conner, and rose in a car with JASON TODD DRIVING

Gar: yeah why couldn't we just get a huge van or sum

Dick: there's no way i'm sitting in a van with jason todd for an 8 hour drive 😭

Rachel: if we have to suffer so should you 😤

Dick: i don't get paid enough for that

Kory: dick you don't get paid for anything

Jason: did y'all just forget i'm in this group or something

Dick: JASON EYES ON THE ROAD

Rachel: f this we're all gonna die

Hank: don't worry we'll make sure to play castaways at your funeral

Gar: thank you that makes us feel so much better 😐

Rachel: Conner is forcing us to listen to kidz bop and rose won't stop rearranging her knuckles

Conner: izza bop

Gar: not anymore

Dick: well back in my time...

Rachel: dick stop no one wants to hear about ur childhood it was traumatizing

Rachel: even for me

Dawn: dick stop your not even that old

Connor: yes he is

Jason: i don't think you've met bruce wayne

Dick: JASON 👏 EYES 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 ROAD

Gar: no offense dick but I thought bruce was alfred when i first met him

Dick: he may look like a fossil but he can still kick your ass

Rose: QWNXUELW I READ LICK

Bruce Wayne: dick please educate your children

Rose: im an adult 😤

Bruce Wayne: oh i'm sorry i can get alfred to tutor u for free

Dawn: ummm i don't remember bruce being in this group

Dick: Bruce I told you to stop hacking peoples conversations without permission

Bruce Wayne: where's the fun in that...

Gar: HI BATMAN

Bruce Wayne: hi

Connor: i have a question

Bruce Wayne: wut

Connor: why do u keep the lower half of ur mask uncovered

Donna: so he can bite children

Bruce Wayne: I'm not a vampire

Gar: only a vampire would say he's not a vampire

Rachel: it's so he can makeout with donna's mom

Jason: its so the cops know he's yt

Bruce Wayne: it's so i can breathe...

Rachel: that's something connor won't be doing if he doesn't turn off this horrendous music

Billy Bob: WERE OVER

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