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Season 2+
These are NOT one shots so pls read them in order because each chaotic story leads to another.
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#5 in Dick Grayson
#2 in Titans
#2 in Beastboy
#12 in Robin
#3 in Jaso...
Kory: I had THE best sleep in all of human and alien history
Kory: it's so quiet...
Kory: and peaceful...
Connor: ikr it's wonderful
Dick: fr I like the idea of Rachel Gar and Tim going to school
Kory: yeah so I want u and Connor to get out
Connor: what-
Kory: I can finally get the tower to myself so leave
Dick: FINE
Dick: cmon Connor let's have some father-son bonding time WITHOUT KORY
Kory: YAY
Tim: #iloveschool
Gar: #ihateithere
Rachel:
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Kory: oh-
Tim: I never knew how much I missed school until now
Gar: I just heard a threesome going on in the bathroom-
Tim: that's normal
Tim: for san fransisco.
Donna: 👀
Tim: this one girl in my old hs was mentally retarded and her bf offed himself and so she went insane and she had a hit list and I WAS ON IT and since my dad's a cop he found out and went straight to her freaking house to teach em all a lesson but when he went to her house he saw my English teacher there and turns out the retarded girl had a relationship with my English teacher and her parents were okay with it but my dad threatened to spill their secrets and so they offered to pay my dad 10k if he doesn't expose them so my dad didn't tell anyone and AFTER he got the money mi padre ratted them out and so the retarded girls family decided to bomb the school to kill me but luckily I wasn't inside because I was in Walmart skipping class so yeah everyone in there died
Hank: out of all the places u could've gone to u went to Walmart...?
Donna: EXCUSE YOU WALMART IS GOATED
Kory: ^^
Gar: as a former Walmart employee I can guarantee you it was the best thing that ever happened to me
