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Jason: WHAT THE HELL
Jason: THERE ARE KIDS IN THE BATCAVE
Bruce Wayne: i'm sorry what
Jason: THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKING KIDS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BATCAVE
Dick: SHIT THATS PROBABLY WHY THERE'S MORE KIDS GOING IN THAN OUT
Jason: HOW DID THEY GET IN HERE
Bruce Wayne: that might actually be my fault ummm i forgot to cover up the piano and they might have messed with the keys and opened it
(pressing certain piano keys opens the batcave according to 1x11)
Dick: your batman and you never planned for this?
Gar: yeah BATMAN i'm so disappointed in u
Bruce Wayne: they're children i didn't expect any of this
Bruce Wayne: jason just tell them it's part of the haunted house or something and keep them busy how hard could it be
Jason: how hard could it be
Jason: HOW HARD COULD IT BE⁉️
Jason: THEY TOOK THE WEAPONS
Jason: THEIR FUCKING LOADED
Gar: GUYS HANK IS A ZOMBIE
Dick: wtf
Connor: WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF BURYING HANK AND THEN HE WOKE UP AND STARTED CHASING US
Dick: then i don't think he died in the first place.
Rachel: HE LOOKS MAD
Dick: ok well imagine passing out and waking up to being buried alive by 7 bat people part of a cult singing castaways
Gar: point taken
Donna: ok we're gonna go talk to him ☝️
Jason: HELP THEIR THROWING SMOKE BOMBS AT ME I CAN'T BREATHEEEE
Kory: OMFG GRANNY KREE PERR HEARD US SCREAMING AND SHES CHASING US WITH HER WALKING STICK AROUND THE YARD
Rachel: SHES SCREAMING ABT HOW SHES GONNA ADD US TO HER BASEMENT FILLED WITH HER HUMAN DINNER
Jason: IVE BEEN CLOCKED
Bruce Wayne: what
Jason: THEIR THROWING CLOCKS AT ME
Jason: THEY ARE FUCKING CLOCKING ME 🤌
Dick: what does that even mean
Jason: I DONT KNOW SOME KID DRESSED AS A CLOCK
Dick: wth
Dawn: hank just went god mode
Donna: HE PUNCHED GRANNY KREE PERR IN THE FACE IN HIS ~ RAGE ~
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