Zyggy Bethan Edwidge 🧸🗑⛰

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An: pretend it has a face on it ^^
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Gar: GUYS WHERE IS ZYGGY BETHAN EDWIDGE

Kory: huh

Connor: what the fuck is a zyggy bethan edwidge

Gar: MY TRASH STUFFED ANIMAL

Gar: and it's pronounced Ziggie- Beth- An (like ant without the t) Ed-wid-j

Gar: and you capitalize the first letter HAVE YOU NEVER GONE TO SCHOOL⁉️

Connor: no-

Tim: how do u know he pronounced it wrong when he texted it 🤨

Gar: cuz

Gar: iM aN eMpAtH

Dick: wait is it that one stuffed creature thing that looks like a trash can

Gar: YES IT'S THAT ONE

Dick: oh sorry i threw that away

Gar: WHY WOULD YOU THAT

Dick: cuz it looked like trash...?

Tim: sucks to be you the trash truck just left

Gar: NOOOOOO

Gar: DICK HOW COULD U

Gar: THAT STUFFED TRASHIMAL WAS EVERYTHING TO ME

Gar: IT WAS GIVEN TO ME BY MY PARENTS 🥺

Rachel: (they died if that clarifies anything)^^

Dick: OMG

Dick: I DID NOT KNOW THAT

Connor: dick how could you

Rachel: Gar is crying

Tim: he's like ugly crying

Dick: NOOOOO

Kory: he's sobbing

Dick: I SWEAR I DIDNT MEAN TO

Rachel: he used up the whole tissue box

Dick: STOP I KNOW YOUR DOING THIS JUST TO MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY

Rachel: is it working?

Dick: YES 😫😿

Dick: I FEEL SO BAD

Dick: IM SUCH A SCREW UP

Dick: I RUIN EVERY SINGLE THING I TOUCH

Dick: I CANT WORK OUT RELATIONSHIPS

Dick: IM A TERRIBLE LEADER

Dick: I DONT KNOW WHAT TEAMWORK IS

Dick: I TOOK AWAY ALL OF YOUR GUYS'S CHILDHOOD

Dick: I DESERVE PUNISHMENT

Donna: wow i wake up to THIS BEAUTY

Donna: the sunrise in Paris is 10x prettier than you

Rachel: he looks like a dick

Rachel: he is a dick

Rachel: everything is prettier than dick

Tim: good morning grandma ☺️

Donna: and i agree with everything you just said

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