An: please note that this chapter includes religious views such as Jesus & Christmas, this is all meant as a joke and not to offend anyone! If you don't want to read this holiday based chapter do NOT read this and the next chapter. Enjoy :)
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Dick: HELLO
Dick: WHERE IS EVERYONE
Rachel: we're all at the mall buying christmas gifts
Dick: none of u guys got christmas gifts?
Tim: lol no
Dick: but it's christmas eve?
Connor: i have no idea what christmas is i'm just watching gar buy a bunch of mirrors for rachel so she doesn't break them in her sleep
Gar: CONNOR YOU BITCH
Rachel: um thanks?
Connor: OH WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET TOO
Gar: CONNOR EVERYTHING STAYS A SECRET
Connor: including the YOLO shirt for Dick?
Dick: wha-
Gar: STOP IK YOUR DOING THAT ON PURPOSE
Kory: yeah so what exactly is a christmas we never had that on tameran
Donna: so long story short it's basically Jesus's birthday
Connor: who's Jesus
Rachel: your dad
Dick: the fact that that is a fact
Gar: and then santa comes
Kory: what's a santa?
Rachel: basically a lame fatty with a beard who sneaks into kids houses at night to give presents
Tim: and he eats your milk and cookies
Donna: and he says ho ho ho
Kory: sounds like a pedo to me
Connor: i think we need to capture this son of a bitch
Kory: that's a great idea connor! why has no one stopped him yet?
Donna: um
Dick: kory it's not how it sounds he's a good guy
Kory: good guy? GOOD GUY⁉️
Connor: DICK DO U EVEN HEAR URSELF
Kory: THIS MAN IS GROOMING CHILDREN
Kory: IF YOU GUYS ARENT GONNA CATCH THIS FREAK THEN ME AND CONNOR WILL!
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