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Dick renamed chat: Dick's surprise birthday party

Dick: i deserve this

Dick left the chat

Connor: -i

Rachel: no you don't

Tim: today's his birthday?💀

Kory: guys stop we have to make sure this is dick's best birthday party ever

Donna: it probably will be his best cuz it's his only.

Connor: AHAHAHAH

Gar: how sad

Donna: everyone normally forgets except alfred

Donna: but he's dead.

Rachel: how depressing

Kory: ok i have a whole checklist.

Kory: Rachel you order the cake online and get it

Kory: Gar and Tim go with her because i don't trust Rachel

Kory: Connor u buy him gifts

Kory: and i'll go get some groceries

Connor: bUt wHy

Rachel: what do groceries have anything to do with this 💀

Kory: after you guys get everything come and decorate

Connor: what should i buy

Gar: i can sneak into his closet later and regift the yolo shirt i got him for Christmas

Tim: a hawk stuffed animal

Donna: get him batman merch

Rachel: buy those used redhood wanted posters on ebay

Gar: get him a gymnastics leotard 💀

Donna: nonono a UNItard

Donna: makes his name more suitable

Kory: ok this is getting personal

Tim: givehimaframedpictureofhisparents-

Kory: TIM STOP

Tim: i have a picture of them mid-death when they were falling cuz i was there

Kory: TIM SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I BLAST YOU

Connor: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Connor: IM GETTING ALL OF THIS

Kory: NO YOUR NOT

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