Dc Titans Groupchat

solve for ❌🏴‍☠️🐠🍺🍾🚖

(takes place between donnas death and 3x01
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Dick: um guys

Dick: what happened last night?

Dawn: huh

Dick: i just woke up in a train

Dick: I SHOULD NOT BE IN A TRAIN

Gar: wut

Dick: WHY THE FUCK AM I IN MEXICO

Hank: oh so that's where u went

Kory: hank what did u do to dick

Hank: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WHY U BLAMIN ME

Dick: please explain to me why the hell I'm in an empty moving train in Mexico

Hank: oh so basically you were crying last night cuz of donna again and u said u wanted to forget all ur problems or sum

Hank: so i took u to the bar and bought u a few drinks

Hank: actually a lot of drinks

Hank: u have to pay me back

Dick: that still doesn't explain why i'm in mexico

Hank: well ya got drunk and then started flipping off stuff

Hank: no literally u were cartwheeling and back flipping off chairs and then u unzipped ur pants and tried to shit on the bartender and he got rlly pissed and ended up kicking us out

Hank: and so i drove u back to the tower but u kept trying to jump out of the car in the middle and honestlyiwasabouttotakeariskandrunuoverandcallitanaccident but ANYWAY u started yodeling like a constipated raccoon as soon as u got in the tower and woke everyone up except Gar who was already awake raiding the fridge looking for a midnight snack

Dawn: seriously gar u gotta stop doing that u need to have a proper sleep schedule

Gar: if we're not meant to have midnight snacks then why is there a light in the fridge

Hank: well anyway u sneezed alcohol on a candle and almost started a fire that connor had to put out and u tried braiding kryptos fur and then somehow blew the circuit breaker and we all sat around with no power while connor did tech stuff and then u carved open a pineapple cuz u we're looking for sponge bob while singing "don't be suspicious"

Dick: that makes no sense i've never even watched sponge bob before bruce never let me cuz he hated his voice

Hank: exactly.

Dick:

Hank:

Hank: well anyway while we were waiting for Connor to fix the lights kory was helping gar with some math thing and then u took his paper and read it out loud in a british accent and it said "solve for X" and so u thought it was a treasure map and ran away looking for the treasure and idk apparently u ended up in Mexico?