operation: exterminate the couch grease 🔫☠️🎮💰👩‍🦽🧥💣👴

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Kory: hey how are you guys

Gar: good

Connor: good

Tim: bien

Kory: are u guys doing alright?

Hank: yea

Kory: no you're all doing left

Kory: GET IT HAHAH

Hank: EW WHAT THE FUCK

Rachel: THAT WAS DISGUSTING

Donna: WHO TOLD YOU THAT WAS FUNNY

Dick: AHAHAHHAHAHQKJHECFKUHSF

Dick: HAHA UR SO FUNNY KORY JXZGDWGCFKSDYQAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Kory: I saw it on reddit i HAD TO

Rachel: I'm sending u to a nursing home

Connor: send BOTH of them they can laugh at each others corny ass jokes together

Dick: that's a GREAT idea

Kory: no it's not

Dick: oh ok

Rachel: so are u guys ready for tonight 👀

Connor: what's tonight 👀

Rachel: you don't know what tonight is 👀

Connor: no I don't 👀

Kory: i don't either 👀

Tim: today, annually at exactly 7 pm, felony is officially legal. Arson, larceny, murder, etc are all decriminalized for 12 hours. The only rules during the Purge are that government officials ranking 10 or higher must remain unharmed, the use of weaponry above Class 4 is forbidden, and police and emergency services are suspended until the Purge is over. Anyone who doesn't follow the rules is executed.

Hank: we all know u copy-pasted that off Wikipedia 🙄

Dick: basically you can kill or do whatever u want with no consequences

Connor: so i can kill...anyone?

Tim: yup

Connor: so like anyone anyone??

Donna: connor what are u scheming...

Kory: so if i bomb Gucci i can steal as much as i want?

Rachel: for 12 hours yes

Connor: WOW there's so much i can DO!

Hank: i feel left out 🥲

Donna: it's okay hank you can feel left out with me cuz the purge is only in the U.S. 😔

Connor: so what are u guys gonna do

Gar: i'm teaming up with jason LOL

Hank: WHY

Jason: gar hired me for someone special 😉

Gar: heheheheh 😏

Jason: heheheheh 😏

Tim: WDYM SOMEONE!???

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