F*** BATMAN 🦇🤬🔪

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Dick: GUYS GUESS WHAT

Jason: no

Donna: what now

Hank: what did u mess up

Dick: i just came to say i bench pressed 300 pounds but never mind 💪🙄

Rachel: is that a lot?

Gar: rachel cmon 💀

Connor: bruh rachel 😭😭

Dick: bitch that's the size of YOU

Dick: you weigh at least that much so in other words i bench pressed a fucking whale

Jason: AHAHHAAH

Rachel: DIE U FAT FUCK

Rachel: but anyway

Rachel: i just came up with the best idea ever thought of in all of history

Dawn: what

Rachel: we should all dress up as batman for halloween

Kory: OMG YES

Donna: yes i can't wait to piss off batsy

Dick: aren't you guys a little too old for trick or treating...

Hank: um there's no such thing as too old for halloween

Gar: no i'm dressing up as robin

Jason: ofc u are 🙄

Dick: i'm not dressing up as batman

Jason: i'm not going at all

Connor: why

Dick: cuz FUCK BATMAN 🦇🤬🔪

Donna: you've been saying that the moment you became robin

Dick: yeah cuz FUCK BATMAN 🦇🤬🔪

Dick: it's my motto

Jason: trick or treating in Gotham is not the best idea...

Rachel: why

Dick: either the candy is poisoned or there's blades in them

Jason: that or your kidnapped

Rose: sounds like your speaking from experience

Dick: we are 🥸

Kory: idc i'm going we never had halloween on tamarin

Connor: same this my first halloween

Jason: pls don't die bruce will find some way to blame it all on me

Dawn: if your not dressing up as batman what are you dressing up as dick?

Dick: i'm not

Rachel: lame

Dick: i'm helping bruce with the haunted house

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