ABOMINABLE SHIT GOBLIN ASS PASTRY TWAT TRUCK 🥳🎉🙈👩‍🦽🙈🚽🇯🇵

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Gar: who are you

Connor: hi there!!

Blackfire: hello stranger.

Gar: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION YOU ABOMINABLE SHIT GOBLIN ASS PASTRY TWAT TRUCK

Kory: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Dick: GAR I ONLY ADDED BARB CALM DOWN

Connor: barb?

Dick: barbara

Connor: barb wire

Kory: connor.

Gar: oh uhhh

Dick: GAR WHAT THE HELL WERE U THINKING

Blackfire: what kind of an insult is that

Gar: YK STRANGER DANGER I WAS TRYNA DO THE GOOD COP BAD COP THING

Kory: YEAH AND WHAT ARE U, DANGEROUSLY UNSTABLE COP⁉️

Barbara Gordon: well um

Barbara Gordon: is your family always this chaotic dick?

Dick: yes

Dick: maybe i should get a new one

Barbara Gordon: that might be impossible

Dick: you can always start one with me

Barbara Gordon: i-

Kory: WOAHHHHH

Gar: SmoOtH

Connor: DAMN THAT WAS GOOD

Dick: oh thank God it worked i had a plan b and c ready

Connor: what was plan b

Dick: hostage.

Kory: DICK YOU DICK!

Dick: NO NO NO I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

Dick: see this is why i had a plan c

Kory: dick....

Dick: i'm a sophisticated man that does not give in to fear

Barbara Gordon: stop lying to yourself

Dick: i even have a certificate signed by me see for urself

Gar: dick this is the part where you shut the fuck up

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