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An: the titans just arrived at titans tower
(9:38 pm)

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Dick: who was in charge of rebuilding the tower?

Bruce Wayne: me who else

Dick: why the fuck would u label everything in the bathroom starting with bat

Dick: this ain't the batcave

Rachel: what'd he do

Dick: there's batshampoo

Dick: batsoap

Dick: battub

Dick: conditioner gordon

Dick: the door is literally labeled bat(h)room

Bruce Wayne: so cool right

Hank: you do that but don't give the tower any upgrades⁉️

Bruce Wayne: you don't deserve it

Bruce Wayne: did u forget ur the one who blew up the fucking tower

Bruce Wayne: literally i'm not even joking how the hell do you set a tower on fire with a blender.

Hank: we shall never bring that up again

Rose: what the hell is this

Rose:

(An: please don't judge- pretend it actually says stuff cuz i made it myself)

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(An: please don't judge- pretend it actually says stuff cuz i made it myself)

Dick: WAIT GUYS COULD U GET ME THOSE STARBUCKS COFEE PODS PLS

Connor: get krypto dog food too

Gar: DONNA GET TO THE TOWER QUICK

Donna: why

Gar: someone ate all my chips and i need u to use ur lasso to get the truth out of everyone

Donna: one, the lasso was given by the gods i'm not using it to settle ur petty squabbles

Donna: and two, it's the lasso of PERSUASION not truth

Gar: someone ate ur ice cream

Donna: today is the day the titans die.

Donna: except you ur good gar👍

Gar: oh thank god

Rachel: can we go back to that amusement theme park place thing again pls

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