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Hank: what is all that commotion
Connor: yeah it sounds like it's coming from the training room
Rachel: dick and jason wouldn't stop arguing and it was getting rlly annoying
Rachel: so i locked them in the training room
Donna: YOU DID WHAT
Kory: YOU LOCKED DICK GRAYSON AND JASON TODD IN A ROOM TOGETHER??
Hank: OUT OF ALL PLACES YOU LOCKED THEM IN THE TRAINING ROOM??
Dawn: THERE ARE WEAPONS THERE
Gar: DICK GRAYSON IS A WEAPON HIMSELF
Rose: I CAN HEAR THOSE TWO SCREAMING FROM MY ROOM
Donna: JASON IS PROBABLY DEAD BY NOW
Hank: I hope so
Connor: the commotion stopped...
Kory: omg
Hank: i think jason died thank the HEAVENS
Donna: i'm so sorry for your loss rose
Rachel: sorry not sorry
Dick: so when should we have the funeral
Rose: DICK YOU ACTUALLY KILLED HIM?!!
Dick: yes is there a problem?
Gar: can i take his records
Jason: NO
Gar: dang it
Jason: DICK STOP TELLING PEOPLE IM DEAD
Dick: ok my dear husband edgar
Jason: shut the fuck up dick
Dick: quarter in the jar
Jason: anyone willing to fuck you is just too lazy to masturbate
Dick: you could shine the bat signal on your forehead and kory could see it from fucking tamarin
Jason: your so ugly your portraits hang themselves
Donna: so unoriginal
Jason: f you donna
Dick: your face looks like something i'd draw with my left hand
Jason: the only woman to tell you she loves you is your mom
Jason: i'm sorry was**
Dick: FUCK YOU
Jason: quarter 🤌
Dick: GO THROW YOURSELF OFF ANOTHER FUCKING BUILDING
Dick: I HOPE YOU DROWN IN A POOL OF RACHEL'S KNIVES
Dick: GOD WASTED A GOOD ASSHOLE WHEN HE PUT TEETH IN YOUR MOUTH
Kory: ur so cute when ur mad
Dick: I AM NOT CUTE. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS DONT COME NEAR ME. I AM FURIOUS.
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Fanfictionget ready to die of laughter Season 2+ These are NOT one shots so pls read them in order because each chaotic story leads to another. -don't forget to follow, vote and comment :) #5 in Dick Grayson #2 in Titans #2 in Beastboy #12 in Robin #3 in Jaso...
