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  **5:15 am**

Gar: why do we have to wake up so earlyyyyy

Dick: get off ur bed the themyscarians already arrived

Hank: who the hell has a funeral at an airport

Dawn: do u guys have ur speeches ready

Rachel: i'm sorry what-

Rose: we gotta speak?

Gar: i suck at public speaking tho

Connor: so like what do we say?? i've never been to a funeral before.

Dick: lucky

Hank: at funerals we say nice things about the dead person

Gar: like what

Hank: idk like "she was delightfully extreme" or "she was psychotically wonderful"

Dawn: or "her life was dangerously magnificent"

Kory: it's ok it'll be fun!

Rachel: fun? it's a funeral.

Hank: ya cant spell funeral without fun

Gar: will we see wonder woman?

Dawn: no

Gar: 😢

Dick: we may currently have a problem that not even dr phil could solve

Rose: what now

Dick: i cant find donnas lasso

Dick: and we need it for the funeral to give to the themyscarians

Dawn: oh my goodness

Dick: i looked everywhere i can't find it

Gar: did u check under the bed

Dick: no she would never do that

Gar: exactly

Dick:

Dick: omg ur right

Dick: found it 😁

Dick: alr everyone get in the car we're late

Gar: DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR CASTAWAYS LYRIC SHEET⁉️

Rachel: i don't need it 😌

Dick: if I cry at the funeral don't laugh

Rose: I apologize in advance

Kory: its okay dick, take your time and heal. we are here for you <3

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