champagne problems x jemily/hotchniss

fifty-two

this is a treat for all of those who were vocal about the robbery of the three day Colorado trip. enjoy some rushed-written smut🥴

happy readings and stay safe besties! -salem🤍

TW: swearing, mentions of nudity, NSFW, 18+, mentions of sex toys, praise kink, slight breeding and tattoo kink if you squint, oral sex, mentions of alcohol
word count: 4177

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Spencer: "And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you." Kurt Vonnegut.

Emily got home after dropped off Declan at Tom's. The woman looked around the living room. There were no signs of Henry or JJ. She furrowed her eyebrows as she set down her jacket. That's when she heard a noise from upstairs. She stopped and waited for another sound.

Emily didn't take off her gun as she walked carefully up the stairs. She made sure to have her back to the wall as she finally got to the bedroom. That's when she heard it.

JJ usually hummed whatever tune was in her head when she was in the middle of multitasking. Emily had noticed this recent tick and opted not to say anything. She found it adorable.

"Hey, you," Emily said and walked into the room. JJ turned quickly and was about to reach for her gun when Emily put her hands up in surrender. "Hey, JJ! It's me. It's me."

"I'm sorry, I didn't hear you come in," JJ said and immediately put the safety on the gun and put it away. Emily chose to do the same. But she noticed JJ trying to keep her out of their bathroom.

"What are you doing?" Emily asked as she was about to make her way to the bathroom, but JJ stopped her. The blonde woman just smiled innocently at her.

"Nothing," JJ said and unbuttoned the top button of Emily's shirt. "And if you love me, you'll sit here patiently and wait for me to get back with a bottle opener and not peek."

"Can I get a hint?" Emily asked and raised her eyebrows as JJ leaned in, about to kiss her but just pulled away.

"Pretty please?" JJ said and batted her eyelashes. Emily just sighed and sat down on the bed. JJ kissed her quickly before running out of the room. Emily was so tempted, so so tempted to look, but she didn't want to ruin whatever JJ was doing.

JJ came running back into the room and saw Emily in the same position and just smiled. "Well, whatever you're doing, it's got you in a very happy mood."

"I'll be out in a few minutes. Just wait there patiently," JJ said and shut the door. Emily just raised her eyebrows as she took off her shoes. Emily got up and made her way to her drawers to get out her sleepwear when the door opened. JJ walked out now in a robe and two glasses of wine in her hand. Emily spotted her through the mirror.

"Oh, what did I do to get this special treatment?" Emily asked as JJ set down both glasses beside her. The two women leaned in and kissed the other softly.

"It's the first weekend I have you to myself again. I asked Will to come for Henry a day early. And I always want to do something special for times like this," JJ said and smiled as her hands went down and undid Emily's belt. The raven-haired woman just watched JJ as she did. JJ happily undid the woman's pants and unbuttoned her shirt.

"What are you doing, Jareau?" Emily asked and finally caved and slipped off her shirt. JJ grabbed her hand and led the woman towards the bathroom. A large number of candles were lit around the bathtub. JJ filled the tub itself with bubbles and warm water. It smelled amazing in here. JJ's hands fumbled with the knot on her robe before slipping it off. Emily was shamelessly looking at her girlfriend as the woman walked over to the tub.