Once I managed to get Alfonso into bed, I got a text back from Michael. Not any old text though, he was on top of his fridge with a granola bar stuck in his mouth with like 2000 cat cushions on the ground-with a tuxedo. "Oh look, it's bUnNy SlIpPeRs. hElLo BuNnY SlIpPeRs!" "Shut up I'm stuck on mah mfking roof boi" "Sheesh motherfuker howd u get up that shit boiiiii" "Mama mia sexy bitch got up using my thicc ass-with TWO C'S BITCH TWO" "FUCK OFF LEONARDO DI CAPRI-SUN"
Cleda and Hunter came over with Michael for a party. Cleda is Hunters tiny girlfriend, who's even SMALLER than Michael! He's 5 ft 7, and Cleda (Cleeda) is 5 ft 5. Hunter literally has to bend down to lift her up and kiss her. She looks like she's in nursery compared his monstrosity of a height! As he came in holding her hand, he was bending down to reach her arm. Then Cleda just stared up at us. Michael was close to her height, but still, she had to strain her neck to just see our chins. "Huh, hey. Your tinier then BuNnY sLiPpErS over here!" "Shut up!" he said, clearly annoyed. Then ugly and gay Alfonso jogged downstairs in grey sweatpants and no tee, while blowing a kiss to Cleda. "Sorry guys, my mum said it was his birthday yesterday, so he had to stay for the night. I swear I heard the 'Gay Lives' theme tune like 10 times in the night." I moaned as he slid down the rail for the last few steps. Hunter wheezed and clutched his belly, as Cleda started to approach the now 15 year old angrily. "You look like a 14-no you look like a baby. I am clearly much older than you, you little pervert." But I swear Alfonso was busy looking at her weirdly. "THAT IS ENOUGH!" I shouted. "ALFONSO, GET OFF THE TABLE!" Alfonso jumped off and started crying, then ran to the guest room where he slept. "Damn, your brother would rather be 18!" Hunter chuckled behind his hands. "Shut up, donut butthole." I said, sounding a little sarcastic. Cleda then walked up to him and hugged his knees.
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Your Pretty Face Won't Get You Anywhere
HumorMichael literally needs to impress me. Once I told him that tuxedos make me weak, he's been sending me pics of just that. By the way, did you know I'm a millionaire? Well, billionaire. But I just found out a big secret about my family, that may incl...
