(All companies and names are fake)
It took a while for me to grasp the concept of Youtube, but I was doing well. I made music, reviewed other songs and I also reacted to songs. Especially from RainbowXxXxwho is Borwinv Claud's girlfriend, and she is so bad. Like, what is 'M A Off For Me!' and 'Sexy Duck's Love My Fish!'? Yup, you can already tell Borwinv is sad. Really sad. He just started his job as a director and small singer and he's already being forced to break up. So I decided to react to their video at 1 am. "Heyo pepol, it's me, Sona. And today, we're gonna be reacting to RainbowXxXx a.k.a. Valerie Darwin and Borwinv Claud's fight online! It's all over the news and we will watch now." Then I heard their argument.
"It's not my fault babe! I wanted to start singin'! Omg! Do you not want me to wear a bikini?"
"Val! Why would you put that on the internet? If you want to get roasted, that is."
"Stop! A roast turkey on my head, a crocodile skin bikini and pink heels with white socks are perfect for a video!"
"No! I just started my business as a small singer and applied for a directors job and you ruined it already! Honestly! I was so close to working with the star Courtney P Temple and you ruined it!"
"You said that twice baby! Shh! Stop! I didn't do anything!"
"You had 4 BILLION dislikes and only 20K likes! Do you have any idea what you have done to my career?"
"You weren't even in it!"
"Oh shut up Val!"
"I'm breaking up with you, you stupid idiot! Ugh! Honey, I just wanted to show the world my talent!"
"YOU HAVE HARDLY ANY TALENT!"
"FINE! YOU WON'T SEE ME IN THE MORNING YOU LITTLE-"
I stopped recording and rubbed my eyes. This was really bad. I didn't want to do this right now. I fell back on my bed and sobbed quietly. Then a tiny triangle of light fell in the room. "What's wrong?" it said. "Michael, can we go home?" "I'm sorry, but I can stay with you for a bit." He fell into the bed, as the door clicked shut. I cuddled him, and we stayed stuck together until the morning.
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Your Pretty Face Won't Get You Anywhere
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