Your Pretty Face Won't Get You Anywhere

Chapter 18-Insects be bangin' while I'm burger unwrappin'

After we went home, I texted everyone to come over because I found two insects. Then a few minutes later, everyone was here, Michael on his motorcycle and Hunter driving his car with Cleda in it. Cleda jumped out and grabbed her phone. "Guys, guys, guys, don't touch 'em. Let nature do its thing." she said like a VSCO girl, swinging her hydro flask and snapping pics on her fluffy pink iPhone. "Them bangin'!" I shouted, and Michael screamed in laughter. "Bitch their makin' babies! Leave 'em alone! Please! Please!" Cleda pleaded. Hunter went into nerd mode and started blabbering on about baby-making as he read from his textbook. "Yes yes Hunter, It's just random worm-shaped things with a fat head killing each other to reach a chicken egg then 'Battle Royal'! You now have a baby." I said quickly, above Hunter's blabbering voice. "Um no Sona, nobody is killed, it is a race to reach the female egg." he boasted with his nerd knowledge. "Then why don't we have female egg omelettes?" asked Michael honestly. "Then you or I wouldn't be in fucking existence!" I said, stating the obvious. Cleda tapped away on her phone and then in a high pitch she said "Posted!" "What were you doing Cleda!" I questioned in disgust, hiding my face and falling on my big leather sofa. "Just telling Instagram how insects make babies!" We just stared at her as Hunter recovered from the 'nerdvirus'.

Cleda carefully took the two insects out into the garden as Michael squealed like a girl. Hunter then took Cleda home and Michael ran out and left with his bike. Alfonso was now here with his 'wife' Cassie and Colin. Cassie pleaded. "Please can you keep him, he thinks your pretty and always cries when your not there. Please can you keep him? Please?" Alfonso just smirked at me. I want to literally slap the simping demon in him. "Alright then, heya kiddo. How's it goin'?" Colin ran up to me and hugged my legs. "Hewwo Auntie Sona! Can we make spaghetti again?" "No Colin! We could have something healthy?" I said, winking at him. The two then left after saying bye and closed the door, then Colin winked back, his eye closing tightly then letting go again. Then I jumped up. "Beef burger or hamburger? We can order it online. I like Mayo Chicken from McDonald's." "Yea! Yea! Yea!" he shouted, as he ran around. "Okay Colin, what else? Coke? Ice-cream? Fries?" "Mommy said it was chips, but aren't you British?" "Yea. So it is a fry. Or fries." "So can I get fries? 500 blabbazillion?" I chuckled and said, "Okay, but we are only getting 10." 

An hour later, our order had arrived. Colin helped carry the bags inside. "Your such a strong boy! Or are you a strong man?" I teased. "I'm a strong man Auntie! Look!" He flexed his arms by bending them as hard as he could. "Does the strong man want to eat some burgers and some fries?" "Yea!" He clambered onto the sofa and started unwrapping 1 burger out of the 12. I drank a bottle of coke and munched on some fries while watching some Peppa Pig with him. Best. Day. Ever.