We had landed and gone to a nice hotel to stay in. Alfonso and Charlotte had room 132 while I and Michael had room 69. (Nice.) We totally had to make TikTok and Instagram stories and posts and after what seemed 100 years we were done. There were 4 floors between me and Alfonso's room, but there was an elevator right next to mine. The receptionist desk was around 100 rooms away, so it didn't seem weird.
*flashback
I wore my black hoodie and a black face mask so that she didn't recognise me. Michael did the same, but a white hoodie and a normal blue and white mask. She did look at us very closely, but she luckily didn't recognize us.
*end of flashback
I can't really believe I'm sharing a room for 2 weeks with a fucking idiot who doesn't know how to turn on a shower. "TURN THE DIAL LEFT BITCH!" "WHAT?" "TURN IT LEFT!" "BET?" "NO LEFT! YOU WRITE WITH YOUR LEFT!" "I WRITE WITH MY BET?" This lasted for a while until I had to cover my eyes and do it for him. Then I left. Bitch, I'd rather see my ugly brother Alfonso kiss a woman on the lips 100x his age than look at my friend naked.
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