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Donnie x reader- I Might Have Had A Few Shots

I'm Canadian and we're legal at 18, and most kids I know start drinking at 14 so don't come for me about the age😂. Just pretend you're Canadian if you aren't. I know it doesn't match with the fact they're in New York but OH WELL

Well... as an 18 birthday, that was sure one you weren't going to remember the next day.

You weren't a drinker, never had been. But when one of your friends spiked your drink, things just sorta progressed from there. A few shots really pointed out the fact that you couldn't hold alcohol... at all...

So now two of your friends were helping you into your apartment because you could barely stand up straight.

Donnie landed softly on your fire escape and peeked in the window to see two people helping you sit on your couch. He frowned and watched as the girl got a glass of water and set it beside you while you giggled. You seemed sort of out of it. He waited until the people left your apartment and then knocked on your window.

You turned to him with big eyes and waved vigorously. He chuckled as he opened the window and came into your living room.

"Oh my god! You're a turtle! Did you know that?" You slurred with wide eyes. He raised an eye ridge as you attempted to walk over to him.

"Umm-... are you alright dove?" He asked.

"Where's the dove?" You looked around. "I wanna see a dove." You stumbled into a table and then over to Donnie, wrapping your arms around his neck. He looked down at you. You looked up at him.

"Why the hell are you so tall?" You said. He laughed. "I'm not kidding. Crouch down." You said. He crouched down and you grabbed his glasses from his face.

"Dove. Please be careful with those," he begged. You put them on.

"You're blind as a bat. 'Cept you're a turtle." Then you felt dizzy and half fell over, feeling Donnies arms underneath you.

"What is wrong with you?" He said, an amused tone to his voice.

"I might've had a few shots," you said with a goofy grin. He sighed.

"I thought you didn't drink," he said. You shrugged.

"I don't. My friends set me up. I think they're trying to kill me," You whispered with wide eyes. He chuckled.

"So I assume this is your first time drinking?" You walked over to the couch and flopped down.

"Yuppers. Have you ever drinked Mr. Turtle?" You said accusingly. He smiled.

"The word is drank, dove. And no, I haven't," He shook his head while laughing. "Now, I know you and Leo are close friends. What would Leo say if he knew you were drunk?" He crouched in front of you, swiping his glasses off your face and putting them back on.

"Leo?" You scrunched up your nose. He nodded.

"Leonardo? My brother?" He said slowly. You're eyes went wide.

"You're brothers with Leonardo DiCaprio? But he's not a turtle," You said in awe. He laughed.

"No. My actual turtle brother. The one with the blue mask," he specified. You frowned.

"So not the asshole in red with the oversized salad forks that knits?" You said. He burst out laughing.

"I see that drunk Y/n is a brutally honest Y/n. But you aren't wrong about that," he laughed and then picked you up bridal style and carried you to your bedroom. You looked at his staff.

"I never knew how you haven't been killed yet just using a big stick in a battle," you whispered sarcastically. He just shook his head and set you down on your feet. He went to our drawer and took out new clothes.

"Here, dove. Get changed and I'll be right back." He left you to change.

When he got back with Advil and water, you were sitting on your bed in new clothes waiting.

"You came back!" You said happily. He laughed and pushed you gently into bed. You frowned and fought against him.

"Y/n-... Y/n! Ouch!" He said as you clawed at his arm to let you go. "Just as bad as a child-... or Mikey,"
He muttered when you finally settled down.

"Wha-... I like Mikey. He's fun." you said yawning. Then your eyes widened. "Are you my boyfriend?" He raised an eye ridge.

"Umm-.. yes."

"Since when did I manage to get a real man?" You asked to no one in particular. He sighed.

"Alright dove. I left Advil and water here to help with the hangover that you most definitely will have tomorrow, so when you wake up, take the pills and drink lots of water." He said. You rolled your eyes.

"Yes mom," you said. He chuckled and went to your door. "Heyyyy," you pouted. He turned to you.

*insert grabby hands* "You didn't give me a hug," you pouted. Donnie couldn't say no to the sad look on your face so he went over and gave you a hug, kissing your forehead.

"I'll be back to check on you tomorrow. Sleep well dove. Remember to drink lots of water," he whispered as he left the room. You fell asleep quickly and didn't wake until late the next day.

"Morning dove. How are you feeling?" Donnie greeted you as he came into your room. You just groaned and put the pillow over your face.

"Why are you here so early? And why is it so damn bright?" You grumbled.

"It's actually noon. And also at least I didn't bring the 'asshole with the salad forks that knits' with me," he laughed as you shot up.

"Did I really say that?" You asked over his laughter. He wiped his eyes and nodded.

"Yes," he chuckled. You groaned and flopped back down.

"I am never drinking ever again."
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This was actually kinda fun to write.😂. Thank you Evaortizsnowangel for the suggestion!!

I feel like Donnie would take the best care of you when you had a hangover.

Hope you guys liked this one!!

Keep suggesting stuff!

XX Shadow